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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2612 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 200 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!