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HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	171	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3871

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Votes:	9913	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

Attacks, Conflict Resolution, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government officials, Hungary, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Orbán, Polish PM, Political Criticism, putin, PutinPraiseWars, Tusk, TuskVsOrban, Ukraine

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	9481	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Hello Sir’s Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Behavior, British, Communication, Conversation, culture, English, English language, formal, Greeting, hello, humor, Manners, Mr Nigel Lovecock, name.., people, Polite, Realm, Sir, sirs, social norms, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Potions Brewed:	118	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Oi oi oi, mate! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up your knickers and get ready for a wild ride! We got more craziness than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, I tell ya!

You’ll be building like a madman, mining like a dwarf on steroids, and fighting off creepers like your life depends on it! And let me tell you, the community here is more bonkers than a platypus wearing a top hat!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a bloody good time!

No. 16559653 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous writer, Book, Captivating, Covert, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 16559653, novel, secret, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, you might end up getting kidnapped by a group of mischievous villagers who want to make you their king. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SnoozeTV Minecraft SMP

binge-worthy, Entertainment, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, Minecraft, must watch, Overlooked, overlooked TV series, series, slept on, smp, SnoozeTV, television, TV critic, TV fan, TV recommendation, TV Review, tv show, Under The Radar, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated series, underrated TV show

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Star Shards Collected:	260
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	2031	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that is straight fire, like hotter than a creeper explosion! You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and our leader is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He’s like the Elon Musk of Minecraft, always coming up with crazy inventions like flying pigs and diamond-powered jetpacks.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And our community is lit, like we have a whole village of villagers who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing competition, trust me.

So if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up and we’ll send you the coordinates to our secret base. Just watch out for the lava moat, it’s a real killer. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

PixelLoveLand

Bond, closeness, Connection, deep, delicate, emotional, hidden, innocent, INTIMATE, Meaningful, Personal, Personal Details, PixelLoveLand, Private, relationships, REVEALING, Secrets, Sensitive, Special, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9692	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and discover a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds and the rivers flow with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, then come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!