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Curious Minecraft SMP Art Critics

Analysis, art, art critics, art world, artist, artwork, Assessment, commentary, Critics, critique, Curious, discussion, Evaluation, Feedback, Interpretation, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, Painting, perspective, response, review, smp, Viewpoint

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchantments Applied:	52	Emeralds Found:	7496
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Animals Bred:	47
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people build are dirt houses and cobblestone towers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate art gallery of Minecraft! We have players creating masterpieces that would make even Picasso jealous. From pixel art of giant chickens to statues of famous historical figures made entirely out of diamond blocks, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic Minecraft drama you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players fighting over a virtual piece of land, using TNT cannons and lava buckets to settle their dispute. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of builders, pranksters, and drama queens all in one place? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT cannons).

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Bag of Blocks – Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blocks, blue archive, Chise, Commissions, Events, field, general, Grand Assault, guides, Heavy Armor, hovercraft, Izuna, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Urban

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for epic battles, insane events, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing for days.

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a grand assault on Binah, an urban torment with heavy armor. But wait, there’s a twist – the armor is made of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese armor. And if that’s not enough, we also have a limit break assault where you have to fend off the fury of Set while wearing a tutu. It’s madness, it’s mayhem, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most exclusive banners featuring characters in swimsuits. Because why fight in regular armor when you can battle it out in a bikini? And don’t even get us started on the patch notes – they’re wilder than a herd of llamas on a rampage.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Weed Bro or Hashish Buddy Minecraft SMP

Bro, buddy, Cannabis, CBD, DRUG, Ganja, hash, hash oil, hashish, hashish buddy, HERB, HIGH, Marijuana, mary jane, Minecraft, Pot, smoking, smp, Stoner, Thc, TOKING, Weed, weed bro

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	33	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the dankest place to be for all you weed bros and hashish buddies out there!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are all high on enchanted golden apples and the creepers explode in a rainbow of colors. We’ve got a secret underground base where we grow the rarest strains of Minecraft weed and trade them for emeralds.

But beware, the server owner is a crazy wizard who can turn you into a chicken if you dare to challenge him in a build battle. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama that roams the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So if you’re ready for a truly lit Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of weed and wonder!

Lolli Skates Minecraft Server

amusement, amusement park, amusement park attraction, amusement park entertainment, amusement park fun, amusement park ride, amusement ride, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, Fun, funny skates, giggles, humor, Laughter, Lollerskates, Lolli, Minecraft, roller coaster, roller skates, rollerblading, Server, silly skates, skates

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Farms Harvested:	843
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will guide you through building the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, emerald ore, and even a hidden portal to the Nether. But shh, don’t tell anyone!

3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by flying pigs. It’s a battle like no other, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

4. We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game wear party hats and dance to dubstep music. It’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join Lollerskates today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Total hololive Victory Minecraft SMP

Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, hololive, hololive dies, Humiliation, internet culture, Japanese idols, learn, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, Online Community, online personalities, POSTERS, posters humiliated, smp, social media, TOTAL, Total hololive Victory, Victory, virtual idols, virtual reality

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Farms Harvested:	873
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and hilarity you could ever want!

Join us and witness the epic battles between the hololive die-hard fans and the meme lords who keep trolling them. Will the posters ever learn their lesson? Probably not, but it’s hilarious to watch them try!

We have crazy events like “Build Battle: Hololive Edition” where you have to build the most outrageous hololive-inspired creation to win epic prizes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker where all the rarest loot is hidden – if you can find it, that is!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

Anime, bathroom, chapter 109, comedy, Daily, ghost, HanakoKun, Haunted, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, occult, School, series, Server, SHONEN, Spook, Supernatural, toilet bound hanako kun, ToiletBound, Updates, urban legend, WEEKLY

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Animals Bred:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further than Spook 109! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Spook 109 and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players could defeat them and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Imagine building a house out of cheddar or fighting off creepers made of gouda. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join Spook 109 today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

The Zombie Slayer Minecraft SMP

action, Challenges, Characters, controls, criticism, Difficulty, DISAPPOINTING, enemies, frustrating, gameplay, Horror, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, resident evil, review, slayer, smp, Storyline, SUCKS, Survival, Thread, video game, zombie

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5592
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring SMPs where the gameplay is as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, do business deals with zombies, and try not to get scammed by skeletons. It’s chaos, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will.

The Goddess Tier Minecraft Server

breedable, Character, Character development, Creative, Divine, FANTASY, Goddess, Interest, Minecraft, Mythical, Natural, OC, original, Potential, Powerful, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Supernatural, Tier, Unique, Worldbuilding

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies breakdance to thriller!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land where every block was made of chocolate and every tree grew pizza slices. They rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens and emerged victorious, with a diamond sword in one hand and a slice of cake in the other.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a giant golem made entirely of enchanted blocks who roams the land granting wishes to lucky players. Want a pet dragon? Done. A castle made of gold? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: No actual unicorns, rainbow-riding, or chocolate blocks included. But we do have a pretty awesome community and some killer mini-games!)

Minecraft SMP: /mggg/ Monster Girl Games General #951

/mggg/ canon, ArzorX, Castle of Temptation, Fanza, Game Guides, games, general, girl, MGD Wiki, mggg, MGQ Wiki, MGQP Part 3, Minecraft, Monster, Monster Girl Games, monster girls, News, Paradox Part 3 Demo, patch guide, REBF collab, Resources, RIFT II, savefile, smp, Three Charms Lonesome Spirit, ToroToro Resistance, Translated trailer, Youmaen

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Animals Bred:	126	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with monsters, quests, and dreams of epic proportions.

In this server, you’ll find yourself facing off against the Castle of Temptation, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. But beware, the Lonesome Spirit collab will have you questioning your sanity as you navigate through the treacherous world of MGQP Part 3.

But fear not, for we have translated everything you need to know to survive in this crazy world. From Youmaen to Shrift II 2.56, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget to check out the MGQ Wiki and MGD Wiki for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to make it out alive.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to conquer the monsters, dreams, and quests that await you. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!