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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, awareness campaign, Conflict, Crisis, current events, eastern europe, education, European countries, Geopolitics, Global Issues, ignorance, international relations, knowledge, learning, media coverage, Minecraft, News, Politics, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, world affairs

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	New Chunks Explored:	232774
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Are you tired of living under a rock like Patrick Star? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be transported to a world where Ukraine is the only country that exists! That’s right, forget about boring old Earth, come join us in the land of Ukraine where the only currency is potatoes and the national anthem is a remix of Despacito.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle giant radioactive chickens, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudnik. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden pierogi, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in Ukraine on our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world unlike any other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional potato shortage).

SubwayCitySMP – ”’Minecart Metro Madness”’

accessibility, city, city development, city infrastructure, city life, commuting, convenience, madness, mass transit, metro, Metro System, metropolitan area, Minecart, public transit, public transportation, Subway, Subway System, SubwayCitySMP, train system, transportation infrastructure, travel, Underground, urban living, Urban planning

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Farms Harvested:	965	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Votes:	2714
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of living in a city with a boring old subway system that just takes you from point A to point B? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where our subway system is not only functional, but also filled with secret tunnels that lead to hidden treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a group of friendly villagers who have a knack for throwing the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of pixelated villagers who know how to get down!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our SMP is home to a legendary dragon who has a penchant for challenging players to epic battles. Defeat the dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a magical sword that has the power to one-shot any mob in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring city behind and join our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime!

NeighborSnitch Minecraft Server

Evidence, Minecraft, neighbor accusation, neighbor apology, neighbor communication, neighbor complaint, neighbor conflict, neighbor confrontation, neighbor dispute, neighbor dispute resolution, neighbor misunderstanding, neighbor package delivery, neighbor package retrieval, NeighborSnitch, package delivery, package delivery error, package delivery mix up, package investigation, package theft, postal worker, security footage, Server, theft accusation

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Endless Night Skies:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, playing on this epic Minecraft server, when suddenly a postal worker shows up at your virtual door demanding evidence of a missing package. Turns out, your in-game neighbor has been pulling a sneaky move, claiming packages never arrived when they actually did. The drama unfolds as you whip out your security footage (yes, your Minecraft house has security cameras) proving your neighbor’s guilt. The postal worker is shook, the neighbor is caught red-handed, and you? You’re hailed as the hero of the server for exposing the package-stealing villain next door. Join our server for more wild adventures and unexpected twists like this – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

BioMumNoThanksDNA

adoption, biological brother, biological family, biological mother, BioMumNoThanksDNA, compromise, discomfort, dna testing, emotional, genetic history, INFORMATION, IRL meeting, medical history, mind games, neglect, OVERWHELMING, phone call, relationship, reunion, social services, Support

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a crazy adventure like no other, where you can mine, build, and survive in a world full of surprises. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question reality just like finding out you’re actually adopted at the age of 24!

Imagine the drama of reconnecting with your long-lost biological family, only to realize you’d rather fight off a horde of zombies in Minecraft than have a heart-to-heart conversation with them. That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual block-building mixed with the emotional rollercoaster of a family reunion gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

$69 Life Changer SMP

affordable, Affordable Luxury, Budget, Buy, changer, cost effective, game changer, Impactful, inexpensive, Investment, item, less than $69, Life, life changing, must have, practical, Purchase, smp, Transformational, under $69, under budget, useful, valuable

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP server is where the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to buy a life-changing item for less than $69 – what could it be, you ask? How about a magical pickaxe that turns dirt into diamonds? Or maybe a potion that lets you ride a flying pig? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a fearsome ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of riches beyond your wildest dreams. And let’s not forget about the mysterious portal that leads to a land of endless cake – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get stuck in a sugar coma!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonders!

CrazyCraftersUnited

Abnormal, BIZARRE, crazy, CrazyCraftersUnited, deranged, eccentric, erratic, extreme behavior, internet forum, mental illness, odd, offbeat, Online Community, outlandish, peculiar, people, strange, subreddit, Unconventional, Unhinged, weird

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a herd of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players so unhinged, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little kitten. Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes or building a giant roller coaster that launches you straight into the Nether. Trust us, you won’t find a more insane group of players anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

MaduroMustGo Minecraft Server

anti-Maduro demonstrations, authoritarian regime, Democracy, electoral fraud, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroMustGo, Minecraft, nationwide rallies, opposition, opposition movement, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, PROTESTS, reelection claim, Server, social justice, south america, Venezuelan

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	252
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier rallies than the Venezuelan opposition against Maduro! we don’t want no reelection claim, we just want you to join our wacky world of blocky fun! our rallies are so lit, you’ll be mining and crafting like never before. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild adventure! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to overthrow the establishment…or just build a cool house, whatever floats your boat. see you in the game, comrade!

Pixel Diplomatic Dispute

accreditation, Diplomatic, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic relations, diplomats, Dispute, embassy closure, foreign affairs, government action, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, news headline, norway, office, oslo, Palestinian, PIXEL, political tension, ramallah, Revokes, shutters

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally legit, dude. plus, we have this secret underground lair where you can battle zombie llamas and ride on giant chickens. it’s, like, a total party up in here. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MetaCraft: Symmetry Breakers

all-dielectric metasurfaces, breakers, configurable designs, ETH researchers, fabrication scheme, Hybrid metasurfaces, light manipulation, material science, metacraft, metallic metasurfaces, metamaterials, nanophotonics, nanostructures, nanotechnology, optical devices, optical engineering, out-of-plane symmetry, photonics, research advancements, structural colors, surface plasmon resonance, Symmetry

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	789
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

come join our epic minecraft server, where we combine the best of both worlds like a mutant spider pig! our server is like a hybrid metasurface, with the power of metallic and all-dielectric metasurfaces combined! we have a simple fabrication scheme that will blow your mind, just like when a creeper sneaks up on you in the dark.

our out-of-plane symmetry is so broken, it’s like trying to build a house with invisible blocks! but don’t worry, our versatility is off the charts, just like when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava. we can generate structural colors that will make your eyes pop out of your head, just like when you see a diamond ore for the first time.

so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get crafting, mining, and building like there’s no tomorrow!

The Imperfectum SMP: Where Everything’s Perfect Except the Spelling!

APPLICATION-ONLY, armor stand improvements, building, community vibrant, Datapacks, dedicated team, Discord, Events, Everythings, exploration potential, Farms, gaming experience, Imperfectum, Mature, perfect, player head drops, Redstone, server seed, smp, Spelling, stunning landscapes, suggestion channel, Survival, TALENTED, Unique

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12

Perfectum SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Application Process	Required
Age Requirement	15+
Unique Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, community events, BlueMap integration

FAQs

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, players must be aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is done through our Discord server. Once submitted, you will receive a response within a week.

Q: What are some unique features of the server?

A: Dedicated moderators, community events, BlueMap integration for detailed server map, and more.

Q: Can I join without going through the application process?

A: No, the server is application-only to ensure a mature and skilled player base.