minecraft but i open a farm Minecraft Servers

Veldt Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	33	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crops Grown:	7398
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Mines Excavated:	2022
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	4687	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?

”It’s Finally Happening Minecraft SMP”

Advanced technology, cutting-edge technology, Finally, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experience, gaming gear, Graphics Card, Happening, hardware upgrade, high performance, long awaited, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, nvidia, PC Gaming, powerful GPU, rtx 5090, smp, Technology, upcoming release, Upgrade

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchantments Applied:	219	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before on our server! With the upcoming release of the RTX 5090, you’ll be able to see every block in stunning, crystal-clear detail. Say goodbye to those blurry pixels and hello to ultra-realistic sheep wool!

Join our SMP for the chance to win your very own RTX 5090 by participating in our weekly building competitions. Build the most epic roller coaster or create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme for a chance to win big!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find this mythical beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience and join our server today for a chance to win big prizes, encounter legendary creatures, and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyWifeMC Server

birthday gift, birthday present, Book, christmas gift, Communication Issues, CraftyWifeMC, fabric bookmarks, gift giving, homemade bookmarks, homemade gift, homemade wife, income difference, Jerk, MONEY, Personal preferences, Preferences, scarf, Server, ungrateful, unwanted gift, Wife, wooden bookmarks

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	179818
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Animals Bred:	81	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3182

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your homemade gift-giving wife? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy ride filled with unexpected surprises and homemade goodies that you never asked for!

Forget about getting what you actually want, because on our server, you’ll only receive the most unique and personalized gifts – whether you like it or not! Just like the fabric bookmarks that our players receive instead of the books they asked for. But hey, who needs a book when you can have a one-of-a-kind bookmark, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of constantly being surprised by homemade gifts that may or may not match your preferences. And if you dare to speak up about it, be prepared for a fight that will rival the intensity of a creeper explosion! So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of unexpected presents and heated arguments – it’s a gift that keeps on giving!

RideOrDieCraft

aita, car affordability, car ownership, co worker, Communication, financial responsibility, gas money, giving rides, job loss, job security, Late, money management, overslept, punctuality, Reliability, RideOrDieCraft, roommate, stealing, Transportation, work ethic

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6645	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of being a chauffeur for your unreliable co-worker who can’t seem to make it to your car on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being late for work because your virtual co-workers will always be ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you.

Plus, on our server, there’s no need to worry about gas money or accusations of theft over a measly $20. You can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of dealing with real-life transportation drama.

And don’t worry about your co-worker losing their job if you stop giving them rides – they can easily teleport to work in our Minecraft world! With cars being so cheap in our virtual realm, there’s no excuse for them not to have their own transportation by now.

So say goodbye to the real world commute and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond pickaxe. Join our Minecraft server now and leave the transportation troubles behind!

HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP

arduous responsibilities, challenging position, challenging work, demanding career, demanding role, difficult profession, difficult tasks, exhausting job, exhausting role, grueling job, hardest job, HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP, intense work, laborious tasks, overwhelming job, strenuous job, strenuous work, taxing role, tough occupation, tough responsibilities

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	525826	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchantments Applied:	203
Buildings Constructed:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old jobs like flipping burgers or sitting in a cubicle all day? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior fighting off hordes of creepers and zombies, all while building the most epic base anyone has ever seen. And the best part? You get paid in diamonds! That’s right, we reward our players with precious gems for their hard work and dedication.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city hidden somewhere on the server, filled with untold riches and powerful artifacts. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So say goodbye to boring jobs and hello to adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best blocky life!

AwkwardCraft

awkward anecdote, awkward confession, awkward encounter, awkward experience, awkward incident, awkward memories, awkward memory, awkward mishap, awkward moment, awkward moment story., awkward situation, awkward story, awkward surprise, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, intimate moment, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Emeralds Found:	7510
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of awkward moments ruining your fun? Then join our Minecraft server where awkward moments are banned! That’s right, no more accidentally punching your friend while trying to give them a high five or accidentally setting fire to your house while trying to cook dinner. Our server is a safe space for all your awkward-free adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now for a chance to snap a pic with our mischievous specter!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, explosion, extremism, international relations, investigation, IRGC members, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, Pager explosions, Report, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic event, Unrest, violence

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	7751	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5710
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT PAGER EXPLOSIONS THAT KILLED 19 IRGC MEMBERS IN SYRIA, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN THE GAME, NO ACTUAL HARM DONE!

WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND RIDING ON GIANT CHICKENS INTO BATTLE!

ALSO, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND GIVES YOU UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST, LITERALLY! #MinecraftMadness #PagerExplosionsFTW 🦄💥💎

BoomCraft: Round Two!

BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, explosion, extremism, hezbollah, Hezbollah activity, Hezbollah attack, Hezbollah militants, Lebanese politics, Lebanon explosion, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, militant group, News, security threat, southern Lebanon, southern Lebanon incident, Tension, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Farms Harvested:	617
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

YOOOOO, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a freakin’ war zone, but wit blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual bombs! We got explosions happenin’ left and right, just like in southern Lebanon but way more fun! Join us for round two of chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)! Plus, we got Hezbollah beepers runnin’ around, blowin’ stuff up and causin’ mayhem. Who needs peace when u can have this kind of excitement in Minecraft, amirite? So come on over and experience the thrill of danger in a virtual world, it’s gonna be LIT AF!