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BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

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NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

Based, dead in the water, demise, destroy, dramaleeches, evil idol culture, forces, forces who want to destroy, Hit, hololive, homo cock, le evil idol culture, le unicorns, left flank, NijiEN, NijiEN is dead, NijiENs, Own, Phasecucks, right flank, Soggy, unicorns, Worship

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Animals Bred:	153	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Ability Tuning, API, Armor Tuning, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyCreeperz, Debuffs, destiny, dim, Dps, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, Gunsmith, Into the Light, Launch Trailer, Lightfall, Noobs, Patch 7.3.6.6, PressKits, Pros, Resources, season 23, Stats, TTK, twab, ViDoc, Weapon Tuning

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Animals Bred:	96	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Runes Activated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally destroyed a gun that was supposed to save the world. Instead of facing consequences, they were transported to our server where they must embark on a quest to find the legendary Gun Edition and set things right.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy updates and patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From armor tuning to ability tuning, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the gameplay trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you question reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Remember, you were supposed to destroy the gun, but now you must embrace the chaos and conquer it!

Pickaxe Peen Pals

body image, Communication, comparison, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional intimacy, feelings, healthy discussions, Honesty, mutual respect, Openness, partner’s insecurities, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationships, self esteem, sensitive topics, sexual compatibility, sexual experience, sexual preferences, Trust

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	375
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Join our Minecraft server where we specialize in pixelated peen comparisons! Build a statue of your partner’s manhood and let the world see how it stacks up against your past conquests. Will your pixelated paramour be pleased with the results, or will you need to do some creative landscaping to make it look bigger? Join now for some hilarious and NSFW fun!

Doom MC

LifeSteal, Survival PVP Minigames Skyblock Factions Creative Roleplay Economy Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Bed Wars Hunger Games Towny Prison Parkour KitPvP Skywars Adventure Hardcore, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Potions Brewed:	46	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to The DoomMC Server! Here, You can join a community and make many friends! Lifesteal is a bit changed and Launched!

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Mildew Roleplay: Where mushrooms are the true VIPs! Join us now for some fungal fun!

Active Staff, Character Options, Custom Recipes, Discord integration, FSit, Fun, Fungal, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, Join, Ledger, Lore, Mildew, mushrooms, NO END, No mods, No Shield Delay, optifine, Other, resource pack, Roleplay, safe space, shulker shells, Spawn Animations, species, Squaremap, True, VIPS, zero tolerance

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Mildew RP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
A Safe Space!	We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind.
A world You help shape!	Mildew is a world your character wakes up in one day, no clue on the how or the why. It is yours for the molding! You decide the story!
Squaremap!	No risk of getting lost!
Friendly and Active staff!	If there are any questions or issues, the staff members are quick to help in any way they can.
A variety of Character Options!	8 species with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!
No client-required Mods!	We do recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement.
Server-side mods:	Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations, Fast Leaf Decay.
NO END	The End Dimension does not exist in this world. Custom recipes are available for End materials.

FAQ

1. Can I grief or harass other players on the server?

No, we have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind. This also applies to the RP aspect of the server.

2. Are there any specific time period restrictions for builds?

No, your builds are not limited to any specific time period. Your imagination is your only limit!

3. Are there specific perks for each species?

Yes, all 8 species come with their own perk, such as Haste or Speed 2, which will be given to you upon joining the server.

4. Are there required client mods to play on the server?

We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn for custom textures, but they are not required. There is a Resource Pack available for those interested.

5. Is the End Dimension accessible on the server?

No, the End Dimension does not exist in this world. Custom recipes have been implemented to obtain End materials.

6. How can I join the server?

Join the Discord at https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j to get started!

Crafty Creepers

Crafty, CREEPERS, Decline, excessive DLC, focus on profit over player experience, gaming industry, homogenization, lack of challenge, lack of creativity, lack of innovation, lack of originality, lack of player choice, microtransactions, outdated graphics, overemphasis on graphics, poor storytelling, Quality, repetitive gameplay, rushed development, toxic communities, unoriginal ideas, video games

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Animals Bred:	49
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8260
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Tired of boring old video games that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks while fending off a horde of zombie clowns? Look no further, because on our server, the possibilities are as endless as a buffet at a sumo wrestler convention.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of pure awesomeness. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and trolls with their mad martial arts skills.

So why settle for boring video games when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of wacky fun and epic adventures? Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘crts are cool’ and creepers are cooler!

90s, cathode ray tube, classic, computer monitors, computer screens, Cool, cooler, Crafty, CREEPERS, crt monitors, crts, Display, display technology, electronics, Gaming, McCraftface, Monitors, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, Technology, video games, vintage, visual display

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them unlimited diamonds. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so cool that even the creepers wear sunglasses. Yeah, they’re that cool. So come join us and see for yourself why crts are cool – whatever that means!

Hair Wars: Date or Hate?

attractiveness, beauty standards, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, cultural norms, DATING, Grooming, hair, Insecurities, partner, personal care, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self esteem, social expectations, societal pressures, Standards, Women

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	321	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Are you tired of competing with your date’s luscious locks? Leave those hair envy issues behind and join our Minecraft server where everyone is bald! That’s right, no more worrying about whose hair looks better because we’re all rocking that shiny cue ball look. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft is single and ready to mingle. Who needs hair when you’ve got diamonds, am I right? Join us and let your inner bald beauty shine!

The Cows Nest

admins, Adventure, Biomes, building, camaraderie, CELEBRATIONS, Community, creativity, Economy, Events, friendship, Gaming, Inclusivity, landscapes, Marketplaces, MCMMO, Moderators, Quests, Support, Survival, Tournaments, Treasures, Vanilla, worlds

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Farms Harvested:	622

Welcome to The Cows’ Nest – a vibrant and welcoming community where players of all ages and backgrounds come together to experience the ultimate gaming adventure!

Dive into our brand new server, where the spirit of camaraderie and fun thrives in every corner. Whether you’re a seasoned gamer or just starting your journey, there’s a place for you among our friendly herd.

Explore Our Lush Pastures: Embark on epic quests, discover hidden treasures, and traverse sprawling landscapes teeming with excitement. With a diverse range of biomes and worlds to explore, there’s always a new adventure waiting just around the corner.

Build Your Dream Homestead: Unleash your creativity and design the homestead of your dreams amidst our picturesque landscapes. Whether you’re constructing towering castles, cozy cottages, or bustling marketplaces, the possibilities are endless.

Join Exciting Community Events: From festive celebrations to thrilling tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on The Cows’ Nest. Join in the fun and forge unforgettable memories with fellow players in our lively community events.

Forge Lasting Friendships: Connect with like-minded gamers from around the globe and forge lasting friendships that transcend virtual boundaries. Whether you’re teaming up for epic quests or simply enjoying casual banter, our community is built on mutual respect, inclusivity, and camaraderie.

Experience Dedicated Staff Support: Our team of experienced admins and moderators are dedicated to ensuring a safe, enjoyable, and fair gaming environment for all. Have questions, concerns, or need assistance? Don’t hesitate to reach out – we’re here to help!

Join us at The Cows’ Nest and embark on an unforgettable gaming journey filled with adventure, camaraderie, and endless possibilities. Your next great adventure awaits – come join the herd today!

play.thecowsnest.com