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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3900 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8861 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 381 |
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. for real, it’s like a magical land of awesomeness.
also, like, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. no joke, it’s like a real life fairy tale up in here.
and, like, if you join, you get a free unicorn to ride around on. yeah, that’s right, a freaking unicorn. so why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this epic adventure?
plus, like, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that’s worth, like, a million dollars. so if you’re into getting rich quick, this is the place to be.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. you won’t regret it, for realz.
