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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 9719 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 8831 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Enchantments Applied: | 226 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks that fart glitter. ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds.
our community is so wild, it’s like a party in the nether. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and unicorns from the enchanted forest. you’ll never be bored with our endless supply of ridiculous mini-games and challenges.
so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little. but hey, zombies need love too, right?