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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 7568 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 418 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
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