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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4557 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!