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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 4971 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 85 |
Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, a pig that can breakdance like nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Disco Pig, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted bacon strip.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Land of Llamas, where the llamas wear top hats and monocles and engage in sophisticated conversations about quantum physics. Who knew llamas were such intellectuals?
So what are you waiting for? Join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server today and let the madness begin!