🍆💦minecraft bedrock servers to join 2023 Minecraft Servers

ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Emeralds Found:	2733	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Innovative minecraft bedrock servers to join 2023 Minecraft Servers

ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyFoolsMC

Stats November 22, 2024

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

Stats November 22, 2024

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Stats November 22, 2024

Incel-free Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

Stats November 22, 2024

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

TaskFail1000

Stats November 22, 2024

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ores Mined:	5161
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	955063
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Dragons Tamed:	0

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	8794	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11