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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4381 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of killer bunnies, or if you’re in the mood to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break out their best dance moves.
So why do you hate yourself? Stop torturing yourself with boring servers and come join the insanity on our server. Who knows, you might just discover a new reason to love Minecraft again (or question your sanity even more)!
