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KillerCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Asia, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, killer weapons, KillerCraft, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, Server, south korea, Ukraine, Warning

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9794
Divine Spears Created:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Putin himself pops up in the game and starts warnin’ South Korea about sending killer weapons to Ukraine. Like, bro, talk about unexpected plot twists in a blocky world!

Join our server for the chance to witness crazy events like this unfold right before your very eyes. Who knows what other world leaders might show up next? Maybe Kim Jong Un will challenge you to a PvP battle or Angela Merkel will ask for your help in building a giant pixel art statue of herself.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Redstone Revolutionaries

Army, Combat, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, enlistment, foreign policy, international relations, Manpower, military intervention, mobilization, political tensions, Recruits, Redstone, revolutionaries, russian military, Shortage, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Votes:	4982
Emeralds Found:	6583	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be russian soldiers fighting in ukraine but instead of guns we use pickaxes and swords to battle it out! we are so good at pvp that the actual russian military is running low on recruits because they all wanna join our server instead! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you pee your pants with excitement! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the world!

CraftyMentorGoneByeBye

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server and suddenly, BAM! You’re surrounded by flying pigs and talking cows. And get this, the diamonds are actually made of cheese! Yeah, I know, mind blown, right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are all wearing party hats and throwing confetti at you instead of attacking. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are your dance partners and the zombies are serving you drinks.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club? Yeah, there’s a hidden dance floor where you can bust out your best moves with all your blocky buddies. And the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.

So, why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server. So come on, don’t be a square, join the fun and let’s get this party started!

CoreCraft: Shake and Bake

Backtracking, Bake, change reversals, CoreCraft, Earth science, Earth’s core, earth’s geology, earth’s interior, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, geodynamics, geophysical research, geophysics, inner core, mantle dynamics, planetary structure, seismic activity, seismic waveform, SHAKE, slowing down

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	8276
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Villages Defended:	10

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE EARTH’S CORE IS SLOWING DOWN JUST TO CHECK IT OUT! THAT’S RIGHT, THE INNER CORE IS BACKTRACKING BECAUSE THE SEISMIC WAVEFORM CHANGES ARE REVERSING JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE OF THE EPICNESS THAT IS THIS SERVER! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CORE DECIDES TO STOP FOR GOOD AND MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN! LET’S MINE AND CRAFT OUR WAY TO VICTORY, BABY!

Suck the life out of a semi-vanilla world on Void Lifesteal SMP!

Active players, Ban, Community Events, Discord, dragon fight, Griefing, hearts mechanic, home, hypixel, invite, killing, Life, LifeSteal, New server, online play, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Semivanilla, smp, stolen bases, Suck, Teleport, Void, world

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Votes:	1082
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Crops Grown:	4353	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	366
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Potions Brewed:	140

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	1.21 SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Plugins	Lifesteal, /home, /tpa

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can bases be griefed and stolen from?	Yes, everything goes on this server.
What happens if I run out of hearts from being killed?	You will be banned for a week. After the week is over, you will be unbanned and given a reset.
Is the End accessible on the server?	The End is inaccessible until a good time is decided for everyone to fight the dragon and each other.
How can I join the server?	Provide your Discord username below and you will receive an invite to the server.

HobbyHustler Minecraft Server

Curiosity, Dedication, drawing, greentexts, hobby, HobbyHustler, lit, midwit, Minecraft, Multiplayer Battleship, nothing to show, programming, QUIT, realization, Server, stuck at /beg/ tier, studying, studying anatomy, VG, Writing, Years

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dedicating years to hobbies only to realize you’re still a noob? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal mediocrity!

Join us and watch as your drawing skills skyrocket from /beg/ tier to Picasso level in just a few blocks placed!

Become a programming wizard as you effortlessly create a Multiplayer Battleship game that puts all others to shame!

And don’t even get us started on writing – with our server, you’ll become the next Shakespeare in less than a day!

So why waste your time on real hobbies when you can join our Minecraft server and become a master of all trades in no time? Join now and say goodbye to your midwit realization woes!

CutieCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, College girls, compliance, consequences, control, cute, Cutiecraft, discipline, enforcement, Expectations, fetish, Guidelines, Minecraft, obedience, Offense, punishment, regulations, rule, satisfaction, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all players must dress up as cute college girls to satisfy our admin’s fetish. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

For the first offense of not following this rule, players will be forced to build a giant statue of our admin in a maid outfit.

For the second offense, players will have to participate in a fashion show where they must model various schoolgirl uniforms.

And for the third offense, well, let’s just say players will have to endure a punishment so outrageous, we can’t even mention it here.

So come join our server and embrace your inner cute college girl! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

BrotherBabyDutyNope

adoption, adoption agency, adoption process, biological parents, blood relations, BrotherBabyDutyNope, cultural conventions, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural upbringing, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, infertility, infertility struggles, Parental Responsibility, parenthood, raising children, sibling relationships, traditional values

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado.

Imagine a world where family dynamics are more complicated than a soap opera plot. Our server is like a virtual version of “Days of Our Lives,” but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and amnesia storylines.

Join us and witness the epic saga of a family torn apart by scandal and betrayal. Will the adopted child finally find their place in the world? Will the ex-girlfriend’s baby be raised by someone who actually gives a damn? Only time (and a lot of crafting) will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than a Thanksgiving dinner with your in-laws, come join us. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and experience the chaos firsthand?

CreeperVille: Where Red Flags Are Just Part of the Scenery

abandoned properties, bad neighborhood, broken windows, Creeperville, crime rate, dangerous signs, drug activity, Flags, gang presence, Graffiti, high crime area, high poverty rate, lack of police presence, loitering, part, red, red flag, run down buildings, Safety concerns, scenery, sketchy area, suspicious activity, unsafe environment, Vandalism, warning signals

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Votes:	2566
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

If you see creepers hanging out on street corners trying to sell you TNT, that’s a pretty big red flag. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you won’t find any sketchy neighborhoods filled with hostile mobs. Instead, you’ll stumble upon villages filled with friendly villagers who are always down to trade with you – no shady deals here! So come join us and leave those bad neighborhoods behind, because on our server, the only thing exploding will be your mind with all the epic builds and adventures waiting for you!

BombCraft2021

aggression, airstrikes, BombCraft2021, bombs, Conflict, controversy, Defense, Government, Inexplicable, international relations, Military, Misinformation, opposition media, Political, Propaganda, russia, SECURITY, self-bombings, Territory, total reported, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6404
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Russia keeps dropping bombs on itself for no reason! Like, they’ve done it 103 times this year already, it’s wild! Join our server and experience the chaos firsthand, maybe you’ll even get to witness a bomb drop right next to your blocky house! Who needs creepers when you have Russia blowing itself up, am I right? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!