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MilfMagnet Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of trying to impress milfs in your country with boring pickup lines and stale jokes? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret potion that will make you irresistible to all the milfs in your area! Just imagine, building a virtual empire together with your new milf squad, all while charming them with your pixelated charisma. Join now and become the ultimate milf magnet in your country – your friend will thank you later!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

Airbnb, angry America, blockparty, boozy party, Bridesmaids, catered dinner, Cul de Sac, high tea, megacity, Minecraft, misunderstandings, MOH, neighbor, OWNER, Party, Police, pride, rehearsal dinner, rural town, Server, Venue, Warning

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchantments Applied:	196	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of rural America? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Need a break from wedding planning drama? Build a virtual castle with your friends and let your creativity run wild.

Our server is a safe haven away from angry neighbors and police interference. No need to worry about getting your virtual party broken up here!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our Minecraft server. Who needs a rehearsal dinner venue when you have a virtual world to escape to?

TikTokTemptation

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, cringe, Disrespect, elections, EMBARRASSMENT, influencer, Live streaming, Moderation, online harassment, public image, relationships, Selfishness, social media, tiktok, TikTokTemptation, Trust, validation, Voting

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where going live on TikTok is considered a heroic act of bravery! Join us and experience the thrill of discussing important topics like elections while battling trolls and weird men in the chat.

Our server is a safe space for eyebrow compliments and indirect cheating accusations. Will you stand up to the cringe-haters and embrace your inner social media influencer? Or will you succumb to the pressure of a boyfriend who just can’t handle your TikTok fame?

Come join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, romance, and the occasional blocky election speech. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and show the world that going live on TikTok is the new cool!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

achievement, blocktopia, Contentment, fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, mental health, mindfulness, mindset, mindset shifts, Minecraft, misconceptions, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, self improvement, self-care, Server, societal expectations, success, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Do you think happiness and success can only be achieved by slaving away in the real world? Think again! Join our Minecraft server and discover the true path to happiness and success – by building giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamonds!

Forget about climbing the corporate ladder, on our server, you can climb the tallest mountains made of cake and ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs. Who needs a fancy job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a moat filled with lava and a pet dragon named Fluffy?

So come join us on our server and unlock the secrets to true happiness and success – because let’s face it, nothing says success like a house made entirely out of gold blocks and a wardrobe full of enchanted diamond armor. Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

BlockMasterz

10. time management, 11. leadership, 12. creativity, 13. Decision-making, 14. empathy, 15. collaboration, 16. mindfulness, 17. financial literacy, 18. stress management, 19. conflict resolution, 2. personal development, 20. goal setting, 3. self-improvement, 4. critical thinking, 5. problem solving, 6. communication skills, 7. adaptability, 8. resilience, 9. emotional intelligence, BlockMasterz, lifelong learning

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	7

The most important skill you can learn in your lifetime is how to survive on our Minecraft server! Join us and learn how to fend off creepers with nothing but a potato, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and tame a herd of wild llamas to do your bidding. Trust us, these skills will definitely come in handy in the real world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency looking for the next Minecraft master to save the world from a zombie apocalypse. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Macron’s Epic Fail Minecraft Server

Defeat, Diplomacy, election, Emmanuel Macron, Epic, EU, European elections, european politics, european union, Fail, foreign affairs, France, global politics, international relations, Macron, Macrons, Minecraft, mocking, political rivalry, Politics, power struggle, russia, Server, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle between russia and macron following a wild EU election defeat. build your own kremlin and troll macron with your epic builds. join us for the ultimate showdown between world leaders in block form. who will come out on top? join now to find out and unleash your inner political mastermind. noobs and pros welcome, let’s make minecraft great again!

SydneyCraft GazaWars

Australia, Conflict, Damage, demonstration, Destruction, diplomatic mission, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, Gaza War, GazaWars, international news, MIDDLE EAST, political tension, protest, security breach, Sydney, SydneyCraft, united states, Unrest, US Consulate, Vandalism, vandalized

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3570
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchantments Applied:	271

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, imagine if the US Consulate in Sydney got, like, totally wrecked over some war in Gaza. that’s the level of craziness you’ll find on this server, dude.

join us if you wanna be part of the most chaotic and wild Minecraft experience ever. we’ve got explosions, we’ve got crazy battles, we’ve got players who will stop at nothing to dominate the server. it’s like a war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then this is the place for you. come join us and see just how wild things can get. but be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. it’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

RadioCraft Jams

Jams, RadioCraft, Random Favorite song Radio Satisfying Playing Phone Music Listening Unexpected Joyful Serendipity Tune Broadcasting Audio Entertainment Pleasure Technology Wireless Device Emotion

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamonds for days and lava pits for those brave enough to test their luck.

you know what’s more satisfying than finding diamonds? randomly hearing your fav song on the radio. and guess what? our server plays nothing but bangers 24/7.

we also have a secret underground disco where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons break it down on the dance floor.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs diamonds when you can have a party with the undead?

BoomerBlastMC

aging, baby boomers, BoomerBlastMC, cancer rates, Disease, environmental factors, gen-x, generation, genetic factors, health, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, Jama, Lifestyle, Medical research, oncology, public health, researchers, risk factors, statistics, study

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

haha u know what’s higher than cancer rates? the FUN LEVEL on our MINECRAFT SERVER! join now for a chance to escape the harsh reality of gen x getting wrecked by cancer. we got virtual blocks to build ur dream house and no pesky doctors telling u bad news. plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually CURE cancer! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to a cancer-free world!

MineGoddessMC Server

Atlus, autists, Daily Demon Showcase, Demon Showcase, Digital Devil Saga, dlc, Fusion Tools, Game leaked, Launch Trailer, Megaten, MineGoddessMC, PV03, Server, Shin Megami Tensei, SMT V, smtg, Soundtracks, streaming platforms, Tracklist, Trophy List, twitter, 真・女神転生

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

But wait, there’s more! We have a daily demon showcase that will leave you saying “IDK” and a leaked game that will have you rushing to pixeldrain dot com slash u slash f26nVEQB to get the scoop. And don’t forget about our exclusive trophy list that will have you striving for that sweet, sweet vengeance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server before the original Shin Megami Tensei V and its DLC get delisted on June 13th! Trust us, you won’t regret it.