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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 6645 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict dress code – kikes MUST wear hats at all times! Don’t ask us why, just do it or face the consequences of being chased by a mob of angry chickens wearing tiny top hats.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.
And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where members get to ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while blasting Justin Bieber music through the in-game speakers. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, kikes MUST wear hats – it’s non-negotiable.
