| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2784 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 4837 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6297 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9291 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 190 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1201 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4988 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Votes: | 2893 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?
Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!
So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9127 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9932 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 162 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2765 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5397 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2256 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 440 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7952 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9228 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 187 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
