Imagine building a virtual world with your friends, only to have one of them accidentally reveal your secret crush and make everyone think you’re something you’re not. Will you be able to set the record straight and clear up the confusion, or will you end up in a virtual love triangle gone wrong?
But don’t worry, our server is not just about love triangles and misunderstandings. We also have epic quests, crazy challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So come join us and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!
Join us if you enjoy being trolled, griefed, and constantly on the verge of rage-quitting. Our admins will teleport you into random lava pits, spawn mobs on top of you, and steal all your diamonds just for fun.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you die, you have to pay a “death tax” in emeralds. And if you refuse, we’ll ban you faster than you can say “I hate this server!”
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate in customer hatred! Just remember, we’re not responsible for any broken keyboards, monitors, or friendships that may result from playing on our server.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Near Vanilla Gameplay | No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Inspired by HermitCraft. |
| CoreProtect | Easily reverse grief and theft. |
| Proximity Chat | Optional feature for players. |
| Experienced Staff | Team with experience running Minecraft servers. |
| DynMap | Planned feature for release. |
| Server Events | Includes movie nights, build battles, and challenges. |
| Activity System | Visual system for player availability. |
| Supporter perks | No pay to win cosmetic/QOL perks. |
Server Specs: AMD Ryzen 5600X | 64GB RAM | 2x500GB NVMe SSD | Virginia, US Server
You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.reveriesmp.com/
Season 1 starts on February 1st.
Yes, we aim to provide a friendly and mature community for adult players.
No, supporter perks are purely cosmetic and quality of life enhancements.
We got more hype than a Ender Dragon on Red Bull, with top-notch charity cups and 3D live events that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, the latest shorts and hologra content will have you laughing like a villager seeing a zombie in broad daylight.
Check out the channels and socials for a wild ride that will make you scream “Enderman” in excitement. And don’t even get me started on the official 3D model – it’s like Steve on steroids!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and prepare for a journey crazier than a pig riding a minecart through the Nether. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret exploding in excitement!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any furry distractions. Who needs a golden retriever at a wedding when you can have a virtual dragon as your loyal companion in Minecraft?
Don’t be like this bride’s sister and throw a tantrum over not being able to bring her dog. Instead, come join our server and let your creativity run wild without any pet-related drama. Plus, we promise there won’t be any dog hair to trigger your allergies in our pixelated paradise!
So come on over and join us for a dog-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that won’t cause any family feuds?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. But be warned, it’s guarded by a ferocious pack of rainbow-colored llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to unravel the mysteries, defeat the chickens, and claim the treasure for yourself. Just remember, the answer to the question may not be as simple as it seems…
our server is so dope, even COVID-19 is scared to mess with us. we got potions that cure any sickness, including the dreaded flu and RSV. ain’t no virus gonna bring us down, we’re too busy building epic castles and riding pigs like they’re our trusty steeds.
come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a chicken like those cluckers in the coop. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and conquer like a boss!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Nations SMP | A server with lore, nations, a timeline, and more! |
| Customization | Players can be solo or part of a nation, with treecapitator and nations data pack for customization. |
| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/BemDRHBU |
Cabbage SMP is a nations SMP server with lore, nations, a timeline, and customization options such as treecapitator and nations data pack.
You can join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/BemDRHBU
You can play as a solo player living in a humble abode or hut, or you can be a king of a nation where you rule the server.
We have treecapitator and a nations data pack so you can customize your experience on the server.
We look forward to welcoming you to Cabbage SMP and hope you enjoy your time on the server!