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Purple or Die

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ores Mined:	4783	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to choose between red and blue teams? Well, on our server, you get to choose between team blue or team PURPLE! Why purple, you ask? Because purple is the color of royalty, and on our server, you’ll feel like the king or queen of Minecraft!

Join team blue if you’re feeling a little blue and need some cheering up. Join team purple if you’re feeling fancy and fabulous. But beware, the purple team has a secret weapon – flying unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their horns! Yes, you read that right. Flying unicorns with rainbow lasers. Need we say more?

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs red and blue when you can have blue and PURPLE? Let the battle of the colors begin!

Shady Menagerie of Awkwardness

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to the snooze fest and hello to Boitummydition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boitummydition and discovered a magical land filled with dancing pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. The player embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Along the way, they battled evil unicorns, rode on rainbow-colored minecarts, and even befriended a group of singing Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and potions of infinite bacon. And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the last player standing gets to ride a giant chicken around the map.

So what are you waiting for? Join Boitummydition today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Minecraft Memelord Server

Memelord, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where all the /b/tards gather to unleash their chaotic creativity! Join us if you want to build giant phallic structures, troll unsuspecting players with explosive pranks, and engage in epic meme battles.

Our server is home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the land in search of worthy adversaries to challenge to meme duels. Will you be able to outwit him with your dank meme skills?

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper Cult, who worship their explosive deity and will stop at nothing to blow up your precious creations. Can you survive their onslaught and emerge victorious?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers)!

Blocky Blunders: The Server Where Everything Goes ‘>flips’

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Love Letters Sent:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too… clean? Well, come join our server where we take stinkiness to a whole new level!

Our server is so stinky that even the pigs are wearing gas masks! When you log on, you’ll be greeted with the delightful aroma of rotting zombie flesh and sulfuric lava pits. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of air fresheners scattered around to keep you from passing out.

But wait, there’s more! Every time you flip, you’ll become even stinkier! That’s right, with each flip, you’ll gain a new layer of stench that will make even the bravest player run for the hills.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the stinkiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hold your nose while you play.

BabyCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Animals Bred:	142	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8450
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone’s popping out babies left and right? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the average age for having kids is… well, nonexistent! That’s right, on our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Say goodbye to dirty diapers and sleepless nights, and say hello to a world where the only thing that matters is your creativity and imagination. Join us now and start building your child-free paradise today!

Pixel Fantasy: Where Childhood Dreams Meet Minecraft Realities

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	199	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy X of Minecraft servers!

Join us and relive your childhood memories of thinking Final Fantasy X is the best game ever. But wait, there’s more! As you level up in our server, you’ll enter adolescence and start thinking Final Fantasy X is just juvenile mediocrity. And finally, when you reach adulthood, you’ll realize that Final Fantasy X is actually the best game ever!

So come on, join our server and embark on a journey of self-discovery and epic adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep and philosophical?

Crafty Love Quest

Boundaries, break up, Communication, Crafty, DATING, Decision making, Disappointment, doubts, emotions, Fauna, growth, introspection, love, moving on, perfect women, Quest, red flags, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, Trust, uncertainty

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of dating disasters in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our pixelated ladies never give you the “ick” and are always perfect companions. Join now and find your virtual soulmate in the world of blocks and adventures. Who needs real relationships when you have fauna in Minecraft? Join us today and say goodbye to dating drama!

SleepyCraft: Where you can eat in your dreams and mine diamonds in your sleep!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2992	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on rent in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about rent or bills ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret hidden chest filled with unlimited diamonds for all players who reach level 100. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom in the most epic way possible!

Crafty Chat

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Divine Spears Created:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s knitting circle! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the pigs ride on saddles and the chickens lay golden eggs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our world, there lies a diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your wildest dreams come true? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of the rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out Skittles. Yes, you heard that right. Taste the rainbow, my friends.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Crafting Emblem: LOL Edition – A Minecraft Server for Fire Emblem Fans!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Potions Brewed:	78	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8457

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning simulations, and a calendar of events that will blow your mind!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and summoned a hero so powerful, they defeated the Ender Dragon with just one hit. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret guides and links that will help you conquer every challenge that comes your way. Need to know the best strategy for taking down a horde of creepers? We got you covered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate Fire Emblem Heroes master. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to emerge from our pixelated world.