| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8269 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 163 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1515 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6297 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1406 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5216 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2581 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1338 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 233 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8710 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 436 |
But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3926 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 366 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8933 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9109 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.
So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2701 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 1655 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.
So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!
