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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 6134 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!