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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 1460 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Magic Items Found: | 1037 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 156 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.