π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 9577 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 121 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!