Milly humor Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NXT HAS NOT HAD A MILLY SINCE 2019 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9340	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is a total chaos zone! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). So come join us and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft, because on our server, anything goes! Just remember one rule: NO MILLY LMAO. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happened to Milly… 😂🐷🎉

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

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OldSchool Factions Beta

Beta, classic, Community, competitive, EfficientPlugins, Factions, Factionsserver, Factionwars, Gaming, LaidBackExperience, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Oldschool, OnlineGaming, PvP, Recreation, Relaxed, Server, SimplePlugins, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Oldschool Faction’s aims to recreate factions servers before they went crazy, Simple yet efficient plugins to provide a laid back Faction server for people that want a more relaxed experience.

147.135.31.40:25666

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

10 months, addiction, Cannabis, coping mechanism, Daily use, dependency, drug use, Habit, health effects, long-term effects, long-term use, Marijuana, mental health, Minecraft, recreational drug, self-medication, Server, substance abuse, tolerance, VapeCraft, Vaping, Weed, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of players who vaped weed all day every day for like 10 months straight! Imagine the crazy builds and wacky adventures we’ve had while under the influence of some dank herb. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously out-of-this-world creations and a whole lot of laughs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s get lit…literally!

SwingShiftGamerMC SMP

evening shift, Graveyard Shift, job hours, job schedule, late shift, Night shift, rotating shift, second shift, shift work, smp, swing shift, SwingShiftGamerMC, third shift, unconventional work hours, work hours, work hours clarification, work routine, work schedule, work schedule confusion, work shift, work shift explanation, work time

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds. Or how about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of obsidian just because you can?

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride into battle on llamas armed with flaming swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama spit fire at its enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, Childhood, close cousins, CousinCraft, cousins, decency, detail, gender, Girlfriend, holiday, male cousin, Minecraft, Server, sexual remarks, shame, sharing, Telling, UNCOMFORTABLE, understand, Upset

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Towns Built:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7212	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s conversations with her cousins? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your girlfriend would blush.

Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes – just like those questionable car conversations. Who needs decency when you can have a blast with your cousins, right?

So if you’re ready for some scandalous fun and drama, come join our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself making sexual jokes with your own cousins in no time!

FamBlockNoSis

estranged relationships, FamBlockNoSis, family betrayal, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family forgiveness, family healing, family loyalty, family reconciliation, Family Support, family trust, family unity, Family Values, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, wedding drama

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between this player and her sister.

Looking for a server where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a virtual world of chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh, all while building your dream pixelated paradise.

Join now and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry, betrayal, and redemption – all in the world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you can witness epic showdowns and heartfelt moments right here on our server?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of your very own family feud – Minecraft style!

FruitHaterMC SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	80

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to look forward to is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.

Picture this: you spawn in and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who challenges you to a dance-off for a stack of enchanted golden apples. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.

But wait, there’s more! Every week we have a fruit-themed event where players must choose their most hated fruit and build a giant monument to it. The player with the most creative and ridiculous monument wins a prize so outrageous, we can’t even tell you what it is here.

So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way). See you in the game, fruit-haters!