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FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Villages Defended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	388
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Farms Harvested:	544	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	136
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

8-10 hour window, blood sugar regulation, chronic disease, clinical trials, CREEPERS, dietary habits, fasting, health benefits, improved health, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle changes, meal timing, Medical research, metabolic health, metabolic markers, metabolic syndrome, nutrition, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, Shack, snack, time restricted eating, weight management

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	155050

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4082	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!