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Sarge’s Blocky Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Farms Harvested:	192	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic army of (wo)men in the Minecraft universe? Welcome to Sarge’s Hero(in)es, where you’ll embark on crazy missions and battle against evil mobs with your fellow soldiers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Sarge, a retired military general who now leads us in epic battles and gives out insane rewards for completing missions. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with just a stick and a potato.

Join us now and become a hero(in) in Sarge’s army! Fight alongside your comrades, build epic fortresses, and maybe even uncover the hidden treasures of the Minecraft world. Just beware of Sarge’s pet chicken, Cluck Norris – he may look cute, but he’s a fierce warrior in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join Sarge’s Hero(in)es today and let the adventure begin!

BreakInBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, BREAK IN, BreakInBuddies, consequences, couch surfing, Eviction, friendship, homelessness, house guest, hypocritical, Minecraft, mutual friends, Safety, security system, Server, Shelter, Support, tough decision, toxic relationship, Trust, Wild Card

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Dan from this story? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most secure security system in place – unless Dan decides to disarm it and leave the front door unlocked for intruders. But hey, who needs safety when you can have a friend like Dan, right?

Our server is filled with drama and betrayal, just like in this story. You never know when your fellow players will turn on you and leave you homeless, just like poor Dan. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to guilt trip you for making tough decisions, just like the mutual friends in this tale.

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable friendships. Who needs stability and safety when you can have chaos and drama? It’s a Minecraft server like no other!

BFF Ban: 30th Bday Bash!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Hey gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like this guy trying to plan a surprise trip for his wife’s birthday, we promise to keep things cheap and cheerful.

Join us for a weekend getaway filled with hot tubs and games – just like the ones this group of friends had planned. But be warned, we don’t tolerate freeloaders! If you’re trying to sneak in for free like that one friend, you’ll be kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughter as we build, mine, and survive together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Fortnite team with the most drama-free players around. See you there!

CraftyLoveMatch

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7381	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of being limited to marrying only in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can marry anyone you want! That’s right, you can tie the pixelated knot with your favorite celebrity, fictional character, or even a block of dirt if that’s your thing. Our server is the only place where you can have a wedding ceremony with Steve from Minecraft and Kim Kardashian as your maid of honor. So why settle for just one spouse when you can have an entire harem of pixelated partners? Join our server now and say “I do” to a whole new level of virtual love!

glarin absens minecraft server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

tajikHijabOutlawMC

Central Asia, conservative society, cultural norms, dress code, freedom of religion, government regulation, Headscarf, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic hijab, Muslim women, outlaw, religious attire, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious expression, religious freedom, religious persecution, tajikHijabOutlawMC, Tajikistan, unofficial ban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	186	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!

ppl2lazy2walk100ft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Animals Bred:	48
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!

CraftyCritterz – Pick your animal alter ego!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Emeralds Found:	5846
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a whole month! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience the wildest animal adventures you’ve ever imagined. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving as a dolphin or become the king of the jungle as a lion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

birb flu in mexico minecraft server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Zombie Dances:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Animals Bred:	135	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a bird but like, not really? well now u can on our server! we got this crazy avian influenza A(H5N2) thing goin on that lets u turn into a bird in minecraft! fly around and poop on people’s builds, it’s a hoot! come join us and be the first human-bird hybrid in mexico, WHO confirmed it yo! fly high, my feathered friend, fly high.

toyaCheatzCraftz

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Animals Bred:	158
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

so, like, this server is so lit, even Toyota is apologizing for not being able to keep up with our level of awesomeness. they had to halt production of three models just to try and catch up to how epic we are. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe Toyota will start making Minecraft-themed cars just to try and impress us. come on, join the fun!