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NoBoysAllowedMC SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, Etiquette, gender, inappropriate, Men, NoBoysAllowedMC, questions, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, smp, social norms, taboo, Women

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.

But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4198
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Enchantments Applied:	263
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ores Mined:	3704	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

play.nordicmc.org

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4888	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	93
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!

HusbandApologyOrGTFO

#husband appreciation, Apology, challenging relationships, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, HusbandApologyOrGTFO, judgmental parents, parental acceptance, parenting struggles, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, trust issues, unconditional love

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Items Found:	6193

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama (but way more entertaining than mine, trust me).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).

Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!