Mike Patrick Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RetroThreadsRevived

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1601
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring diamond armor in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server brings back the ancient fashion trend of wearing glow-in-the-dark chainmail armor! Not only will you be the most stylish player in the game, but you’ll also blind your enemies with your fabulousness.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling dragons while wearing bell-bottom pants and a disco ball helmet. Who needs protection when you have style, am I right?

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of fashion in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even start a trend that will last for centuries!

AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft

animal studies, anorexia, AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft, appetite regulation, behavioral health, biomedical research, disordered eating, drug development, Drugs, Eating disorders, health science, hunger protein, Medical research, Mice, Patients, protein research, researchers, Science Translational Medicine, scientific discovery, study, Symptoms

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Love Letters Sent:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	116
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Animals Bred:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical hunger proteins that can cure anorexia in mice! who needs therapy when you can just play minecraft and eat virtual food to feel better? our server is like a science lab but with creepers and zombies instead of test tubes. join us and help us find drugs to cure all types of eating disorders, one block at a time! it’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more explosions and less safety precautions. so what are you waiting for? come cure anorexia in mice with us on our crazy minecraft server!

2Players2Losers

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Potions Brewed:	147	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

New Anarchy Server in Spanish and English! (2024), Come in, create, destroy and build!

Invite your friends!

2p2l.hopto.org:25851

Dovedale Network

1.8, Bedwars, Dedicated Servers, Dovedale Network, exclusive, Friends, low latency, Minecraft, plugin issues., PvP, smp, Survival, UK server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Emeralds Found:	9483	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

– UK Server – 1.8+ (but due to plugin issues Bedwars is 1.8 only!)

mc.dovedale.wiki

Mystmoor: The Land of Semi-Vanilla Chaos with a Twist of Paper 1.21! 🌲🔥

Active, Anti Pay-to-Win, Builds, challenge, Chaos, Cheating, Community, Community Focused, Discord, Enhancements, Grief, Immersive, instagram, Land, Mystmoor, Paper, PvE, Semivanilla, smp, Staff, Survival, Twist, Vanilla, Website, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview

Features	Friendly staff ready to help Authentic vanilla gameplay with enhancements Promotion of immersive builds Challenge of Hard mode Strong anti-cheating measures No pay-to-win
Discord	Join Mystmoor Discord
Website	Visit Mystmoor Website
Instagram	Check out Mystmoor on Instagram

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted community.
Do you allow cheating?	No, we have strict measures against cheating.
What mode is the server in?	The server operates in Hard mode.
Is there any pay-to-win features?	No, we do not have any pay-to-win elements on our server.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft Server

action, activism, call to action, CraftyCrisis, do something, encouragement, ENGAGEMENT, Help, initiative, intervention, involvement, Minecraft, motivation, movement, Participation, PLEA, reaction, Request, response, Server, Someone, Support, Urgency

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	221	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon, who loves to boogie down with players in epic dance parties.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Why am I considered a blocky pedo in Minecraft SMP for being attracted to 16-bit beauties

16bit, age of consent, attracted, attraction, beauties, blocky, Boundaries, consent, considered, Ethics, legal age, legal implications, Maturity, Minecraft, morality, pedo, pedophilia, Perception, physical appearance, Psychology, sexual attraction, sexual desire, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, underage, understanding age

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all kinds of questionable behaviors! Join us if you want to be judged for being attracted to 16-year-old pixelated girls because hey, they look the same as 18+ year olds, right? Our server is the perfect place for those who struggle with basic age recognition and need a safe space to express their confusion. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your boner’s lack of understanding, we’re all about physical attraction only here! So come on in and let your inner pedo flag fly high in our pixelated paradise!

Putin’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

ADVANCE, aggression, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, image, international relations, leadership, military tactics, Minecraft, Mr Security, Palace, Perception, PIXEL, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, Putins, reputation, Rosenberg, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Love Letters Sent:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

so, like, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s, like, totally epic, man.

like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire house! but don’t worry, because on this server, we have special creeper repellent that keeps those pesky green guys away.

also, we have this crazy story about how the server owner once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against an army of skeletons. it was, like, the most epic battle ever.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but in minecraft.

so, come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, watch out for those sneaky creepers. they’re everywhere, man.

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Admin Fun

ADMIN, administration, border control, civil administration, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fun, Governance, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	930508
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can build ur own russian city in Kursk Oblast!!! zelensky himself said it could happen!! come join us and be the mayor of ur own virtual russian town!! u can make ur own laws and have ur own government!! who needs real life when u can rule ur own minecraft city?! plus, u might even get to meet zelensky in the game!! join now for a chance to be a virtual russian politician!!

BetaGlialCraft: Forgettable Adventures

Adventures, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, beta amyloid protein, BetaGlialCraft, brain cells, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, disease prevention, FORGETTABLE, glial cells, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurons, neuroscience, protein production, researchers, therapies, treatment options

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9115
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	852	Falling into the Void:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got glial cells producing beta amyloid protein like it’s nobody’s business. you wanna join this server cuz it’s gonna open up new avenues for future therapies, bro. forget about boring old neurons, we got glial cells doing the real work here. come join us and let’s cure Alzheimer’s together, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.