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ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

Athletic, calorie goals, Cardio, ChubbyCraft, Coach, Coaching, competitive sports, dad, fast food, FITNESS, football, health, intervention, nutrition, obesity, overreacting, parenting, rules, sports, Supplements, swimming, TEENAGE, weight gain

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	216	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

BankDrainMinecraftSMP

Bank account draining hobbies, Bank account draining pastimes, BankDrainMinecraftSMP, costly hobbies, Costly hobbies to reconsider, Costly hobbies to reduce spending on, Costly hobbies to stop, costly pastimes, expensive hobbies, Expensive hobbies list, Expensive hobbies to avoid, Expensive hobbies to cut back on, Expensive hobbies to give up, Expensive hobbies to limit, Expensive hobbies to quit, Expensive hobbies to rethink, Expensive hobbies to scale back on., expensive pastimes, hobbies, Money draining pastimes, money-draining hobbies

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6030	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless hobbies like collecting rare flowers or breeding pink sheep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and watch as your bank account magically fills up with diamonds just by participating in our wacky challenges and mini-games.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once turned a player’s wooden pickaxe into a fully enchanted diamond one just by sneezing on it!

So why waste your time and diamonds on boring hobbies when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become the richest player in all the land? Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the Diamond Pig and become a Minecraft millionaire!

CraftyLifeGoals

achievement, aspirations, balance, Contentment, CraftyLifeGoals, dreams, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, ideal life, inspiration, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, positivity, self improvement, self love, self-care, success, Visualization

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	1418	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	39
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

communism, communism victims, controversial names, fascism, fascists, Historical figures, historical memory, Historical revisionism, HUMAN RIGHTS, memes, memorial, memorial controversy, memorial removal, Nazi sympathizers, NaziCraft, Nazis, political controversy, political extremism, REMOVE, totalitarian regimes, Victims, Victims of Communism, world war II

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragons Tamed:	6
Votes:	1133	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	258	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

Adventures, AntiBac, antibiotics, antimicrobial, Bacteria, barnacle, barnacle-inspired, bioengineering, Biofilm, Breaker, design, discovery, human tissue, industrial pipes, infection control, innovation, materials science, medical technology, moorings, new way, Polymer Chemistry, researchers, scientific research, synthetic polymer

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

Chill, Discord, Dynmap, full, Fun, germany, Gotta, Hosted, Inchworm, Info, Ip:, Join, Launch, list, Official, Paper, Plugins, Requirements, Server, Slimefun, smp, Start, Time, Title, Towny, Week, Weirdly

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Minecraft Server Overview
New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
No official launch, join anytime
16+ age requirement
Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

FAQ

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

Actors, artists, athletes, Celebrities, Country, Crafty, Creators, culture, Entertainment, famous faces, famous names, famous people, famous personalities, Historical figures, influencers, Minecraft, Musicians, national pride, notable personalities, politicians, public figures, renowned individuals, Server, well-known faces

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!

But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness

audience engagement, Content Creator, creative content, digital content, Donations, Entertainment, financial support, influencer, interactive content, live broadcast, live performance, Live streaming, madness, Minecraft, MONEY, Online Community, online platform, smp, social media, Support, tiktok, virtual gifts, virtual tips

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.

MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

bad film, Boring, disappointing ending, Disappointment, dragged on, dull, Flop, frustrating, lackluster, letdown, Minecraft, Movie, movie critique, movie review, MovieMarathonGoneWrong, not worth it, regret, smp, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., underwhelming, unfulfilled expectations, wasted time

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	170	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

BlockyHealthHazards

bad habits, BlockyHealthHazards, disregarded health hazards, disregarded health issues, health misconceptions, hidden health risks, ignored health consequences, lesser known health risks, little known health hazards, not widely known health risks, overlooked dangers, overlooked health concerns, silent health threats, unacknowledged health dangers, uncommon health risks, underappreciated health risks, underestimated health dangers, undervalued health threats, unexpected health hazards, unhealthy choices, unnoticed health risks

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	2461	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!