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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9389 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
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