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MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

bleeding a lot, can’t find my wallet, cops talk to my parents, dad says he is not mad, fat piece of shit but not autistic, front teeth knocked off, give my wallet back, insurance, job gets me moving, last year of middleschool, lose weight in highschool, MiddleSchoolMadness, Minecraft, parents have to pay for tyrone hospital visit, punch him in the face, run home, Server, soccer kick his mouth, tyrone is known for stealing shit, tyrone never stole from me again, work my entire highschool

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Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	New Chunks Explored:	792289
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!

HazelGoldHoneyCraft

Amber, Anon, caramel, Chestnut, Chocolate, cinnamon, eye color, eye color choices, eye color inquiry, eye color options, eye color possibilities, eye color question, eye color shades, eye color spectrum, eye color variations, eye shade, EYES, GOLD, Hazel, HazelGoldHoneyCraft, Honey, tawny

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Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can ponder life’s most important question: “Anon, is my eyes hazel, gold, honey, chestnut, caramel, amber, tawny, cinnamon or chocolate?” Join us for a wild ride filled with quests to discover the true color of your eyes in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Eye Color Oracle who will reveal your destiny based on the color of your eyes. Will you become the ruler of the land or embark on a quest to find the rarest eye color of them all?

Join us now and let the adventure begin! Remember, on our server, the color of your eyes is more important than diamonds or emeralds. So come on in and let’s see if you’re truly a hazel-eyed hero or a chocolate-eyed champion!

PurrCraft: Meow <3

lt3, meow, PurrCraft

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Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Farms Harvested:	932	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
New Chunks Explored:	322831	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our purrfectly Meow <3 Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. Yes, you read that right. Cats playing Minecraft. Need I say more?

– We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. But beware, the walls are lined with scratching posts and the floor is covered in catnip. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

– Our server is home to the legendary Meow <3 Mountain, where players can climb to the top and be greeted by a majestic view of a giant yarn ball rolling through the sky. It’s truly a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Meow <3 Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most feline-filled adventure of your life!

PixelatedPuzzles: Because 16:10 is the new black!

16:10 resolutions, aspect ratio, Black, community feedback, compatibility, design, Development, Display, Frustration, Gaming, graphics, implementation, Optimization, PC Gaming, PixelatedPuzzles, programming, screen resolution, software, Support, Technology, user experience, video games

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Ores Mined:	2562	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the pixels have pixels!

Are you tired of playing on boring servers that don’t support your 16:10 resolutions? Look no further, because on our server, we not only support 16:10 resolutions, but we also have pixelated unicorns roaming around!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a pixelated dragon while battling against evil creeper overlords. And don’t worry about the technical stuff, because implementing 16:10 resolutions on our server was as easy as pie – or should we say, as easy as mining for diamonds!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the pixelated madness for yourself!

Ye Olde Ancestor’s Craft

1. Ancestor, ANCESTORS, ancestral history, ancestral lineage, ancestral roots, Ancestry, Craft, descendants, family heritage, family history, Family tree, forebears, forefathers, foremothers, Genealogy, heritage, lineage, olde, past generations, RELATIVES, Roots

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Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Emeralds Found:	9627	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to post your ancestor!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, summon dragons to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server has unicorns that poop rainbows, leprechauns that give you diamonds, and zombies that breakdance!

So why wait? Join us now and make your Minecraft dreams come true in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

Creepers Chatroulette – Where the mobs are friendlier than strangers!

Boundaries, Chat, Chatroulette, consequences, CREEPERS, EMBARRASSMENT, Filipino girl, friendlier, jerk off, Live, mistake, mobs, Omegle, ONLINE, privacy, regret, risky behavior, self-control, shame, social media, stranger danger, strangers, temptation, video chat

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Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	801560	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a filipino girl catching you jerking off on Omegle!

Join us for insane quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those awkward moments. Our server is filled with unbelievable surprises around every corner – just like the time that filipino girl caught you in the act!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just laugh and keep the fun going. So why live a boring life when you can join our hilarious Minecraft server and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next awkward encounter)?

Come join us today and let the laughs begin!

ElfGains Minecraft Madness

animation, Beefy, character design, Characters, Elf-san wa Yaserarenai, ElfGains, Elfuda, first-time effort, fit, Good Job, HUGE, kuro, madness, Minecraft, new studio, Nice, Olga, plump, pv, studio debut, voice acting, VOICES

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Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! You won’t find a more AWESOME place to craft, build, and survive than right here.

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where Elfuda is not just nice and plump, but she’s also a master builder who can create the most incredible structures you’ve ever seen. Kuro isn’t just beefy, he’s also a PvP champion who will crush anyone who dares to challenge him. And Olga isn’t just huge, she’s also the queen of the server, ruling with an iron fist (and a diamond sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the voices of our players fit perfectly with their characters. It’s like we’re living in a real-life ANIME! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Polska Pals

Anime, Crafty, dziewczyny, EDYCJA, emocje, Japonia, K-On, komedia, kultura, muzyka, PALS, polska, przygoda, przyjaźń, przyjecie, radość, śpiew, świętowanie, szkoła, taniec, urodzinowa, Zabawa

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Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Our server is like a party that never stops, just like a birthday celebration for the popular anime K-On!

Join us for some crazy adventures with your favorite K-On! characters as they build and explore the world of Minecraft. Imagine jamming out with Yui and the gang while building the most outrageous structures you can think of!

But that’s not all, we have insane mini-games and events that will keep you on your toes. From zombie survival challenges to parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness that is the urodzinowa edycja K-On! Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lazulight+ LOLz: Mine, Craft, Laugh! 🤣

3d, Craft, Elira Pendora, eRO, Fairy, Feesh, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Freaky, Fujo, general, ghost, LAUGH, lazu, lazulight, lolz, Maid, metal gear, Mint Fantôme, Music, Pomu Rainpuff, Sakana, Solar Dragon, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	New Chunks Explored:	300139
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mines Excavated:	1256
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us for a wild ride with LazuLight+Fujo Solar DragonEro Sakana FeeshMetal Gear FairyFreaky Ghost MaidForever Home!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about battling dragons with Elira Pendora while riding a fish-shaped spaceship? Or maybe you’d prefer to explore haunted mansions with Finana Ryugu and uncover hidden treasures?

But wait, there’s more! Join forces with Mint Fantome to create the most magical kingdom in all of Minecraft! And don’t forget about the legendary Pomu Rainpuff (who may or may not have graduated, but we still love her)!

Plus, we have exclusive voicepacks, wallpapers, and more for you to enjoy! So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is so cool that even the Twitter gods are jealous? Don’t believe us? Check out our Twitter feeds and YouTube channels to see for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DemonCraft: Where Hell is Just a Block Away!

action, Adventure, BLOCK, Cool, cool demons, Creatures, Dark, DemonCraft, demonic entities, demonic powers, Demons, Evil, FANTASY, Game, Hell, hellish creatures, Horror, Monsters, role-playing game, RPG, Supernatural, underworld, video game

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Meteorites Collected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	32
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475
Emeralds Found:	3843	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	771240

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can hang out with cool demons? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate demon hangout spot! Join now for a chance to party with demons, build demon-themed structures, and even ride on demon horses!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground demon disco, where demons and players alike can dance the night away to spooky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the demon king!

So why wait? Join our server now for a demonic good time and experience Minecraft like never before!

OttawaCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Confused

child abuse, Child protection, child safety, Community safety, Confused, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, high school, Jean-Pierre Mutabazi, Minecraft, Mohamed Elbarkouky, News, Ottawa, Ottawa crime, Ottawa news, Ottawa police, OttawaCraft, public transportation, school transportation, sexual assault, student transportation driver

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Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to our totally not creepy Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and definitely no child predators like Jean-Pierre Mutabazi and Mohamed Elbarkouky. Our server is so safe, even your grandma would feel comfortable playing here!

With zero chance of encountering any weirdos, you can focus on building the most epic creations and exploring our vast world. Don’t worry about being disturbed by any 56 year old student transportation drivers, unless they’re here to give you a ride to Funland!

Come join us and experience the safest, most thrilling Minecraft server out there. Who needs drama when you can have blocky adventures with friends? See you in the game!