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Tryce985’s Survival Server

become part of our ever-growing survival community, bedrock, Bedrock Compatible, BUILD, buy sell, conquer the wild, Dynamic Player Driven Economy, easy-to-use claiming system, Explore, Face stronger, Folia-Powered, game mode, Immersive NPCs, Interaction, Ip:, java, Java 1.21.4, join us today, Lag-free, loot-packed mobs, Protect your land, Server, Smarter, smp, Survival, Trade, Tryce985s, What We Offer

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Tryce985’s Survival Server

IP	mc.tryce985.xyz
Version
Game Mode	Survival

What We Offer:

LevelledMobs – Face stronger, smarter, and loot-packed mobs!
FancyNPCs – Immersive NPCs for interaction!
XClaim – Protect your land with an easy-to-use claiming system!

Join us today and become part of our ever-growing survival community! Build, trade, explore, and conquer the wild!

IP: mc.tryce985.xyz

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, our server is powered by Folia technology to ensure a lag-free experience.
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock?	Yes, our server is compatible with both Java and Bedrock versions.
How can I protect my land?	You can use the XClaim system to easily claim and protect your land.

MysticCraft Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, agent, asian agencies, autistic, brand name, chineese new year, Chlorine, dumplings, garlic breath, GIF, horney, knitting, Land, manic asian lady, meets, Monger, MysticCraft, Phone, Pumpkin, room number, shower, speedo racing swimsuits, swimsuit, swimsuit fetish, teddy, texting app, thrift store, Whores

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chineese new year party! No real girls answering your messages? No problem, we’ve got older chineese ladies in teddies ready to knit you a pumpkin while you hold your dick out! Get ready for garlic breath and swimsuit fetishes, because on this server, anything goes! Speedo racing swimsuits are the new bikini, and the only traffic you’ll encounter is the traffic of laughs and fun. Don’t miss out on the most manic Asian adventure of your life – join now!

CarWoesMC Server

budgeting, car maintenance, car repairs, car trouble, CarWoesMC, Communication, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family living arrangements, family obligations., Family Support, financial constraints, financial stress, fixing cars, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, setting boundaries, sharing resources, sibling relationships, working overnight

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Votes:	7453
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Farms Harvested:	347
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	2974
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of G, C, J, and their broken car. Will G ever learn how to fix it? Will J ever get to run his errands on Payday Wed? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking potatoes. Explore our enchanted world and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a dancing llama or two.

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the madness begin!

UrgentCraft: Boyfriend ResQ-Gone-Wrong

Boyfriend, Communication, er, family, Fever, health, Heart, kidneys, love, lower income, parental consent, relationship, Respect, ResQGoneWrong, sick, strep test, Support, swollen throat, Tylenol, urgent care, UrgentCraft, Worried

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ores Mined:	5013
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Void Armor Forged:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who was so sick, his throat was as swollen as a creeper about to explode. But fear not, for on our server, we have magical healing powers that can cure any ailment, even if it means going against parents’ wishes! Join us and experience the thrill of defying medical advice for the sake of adventure.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic, it has the power to mend relationships. Who knew that playing Minecraft could bring families closer together? So come on in and let’s turn family drama into family fun!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server out there. Join now and let the madness begin!

HardWayFinds – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Challenges, Character building, Experience, growth, hard lessons, HardWayFinds, learning curve, lessons learned, life lessons, Minecraft, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, setbacks, smp, tough love, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Magic Items Found:	8377
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! I joined because I heard they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and golden apples, like who wouldn’t want that?? And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Bob. I know, right?? But be warned, I found out the hard way that the owner of the server is actually a giant chicken in disguise, like what even is this madness?? So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and adventure, you won’t regret it…probably.

BoomerCraft: Back in My Day!

BoomerCraft, Day

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone is glued to their screens and constantly updating their status? Do you miss the good old days when people actually talked to each other face to face? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only social media you need is a chat box and the only internet connection you’ll need is to log in!

Back in the day, before the internet took over our lives, people actually went outside and interacted with each other in the real world. Imagine a time when you didn’t have to worry about likes, followers, or getting the perfect selfie. That’s the kind of nostalgia you’ll experience on our server.

Join us and relive the glory days of dial-up internet, flip phones, and AOL Instant Messenger. Build a virtual world where social media doesn’t exist and the only tweets you’ll see are from birds in the game. Don’t miss out on this blast from the past – join our server now and escape the digital age madness!

Menopause Masters: Heart Health Haven

aging women, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, Haven, health, healthier blood vessels, healthy aging, Heart, heart attack prevention, heart health, hormonal balance, hormonal changes, later-onset menopause, Longevity, lower heart disease risk, Masters, Menopause, menopause research, stroke prevention, stroke risk reduction, vascular health, women’s cardiovascular health, Women’s Health, women’s hormones, women’s wellness

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u better cuz we got da craziest shenanigans goin on here. like, did u know dat playin on dis server can actually make u live longer? yea, scientists say dat women who hit menopause later in life have healthier blood vessels and lower risk of heart disease. so basically, if u join dis server, u gonna be immortal or somethin.

not only dat, but we got unicorns runnin around and rainin down diamonds from da sky. u can build a house outta solid gold and ride a dragon into battle. plus, our community is da bomb diggity. we all chillin like villains and havin a blast together.

so what u waitin for? come join us on dis magical minecraft server and live forever in da land of unicorns and diamonds. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Atlaspvp

MCMMO, Minecraft Adventure Gamemodes Skymining RPGMMO Prison Factions Skyblock Survival Multiplayer Sandbox Exploration Crafting Building PVP MMORPG Creative Community Rules Safe environment, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Star Shards Collected:	270
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

The home of your next brand new adventure awaits here.

AtlasPvP is the heart of a variety of gamemodes to explore and have fun on with your friends or enemys! We currently hold adventures to Skymining, RPGMMO, and Prison. Very soon Factions, Skyblock and Survival. All of our gamemodes provide the most unique experience making sure your adventure never slows down! Discover our range of gamemodes today and see what opportunity lies ahead!

To allow our community to be a safe, fair environment we have strict rules that are in place! By connecting to our server you automatically agree and understand our rules.

Play.AtlasPvp.com

Odiecraft

Axe, commonsense, Community, Connect, Fresh, Friendly, Friends, Google hardware, Griefing, Keepinventory, Max, new, Odiecraft, Ping, rule, Sethome, smp, Survival, Treefeller, View distance

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Villages Defended:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	5458	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
TreeFeller Plugin	Knock down entire trees with a single axe swing
KeepInventory	Retain items on death
/sethome command	Allows players to set their home location
Max View Distance	Set to 32 for optimal gameplay
Google Hardware	Provides good ping for players

FAQs

What is the main rule of the server?

The main rule is commonsense for a friendly server – no griefing allowed.

How can I connect to the server?

To connect, simply enter Odiecraft.com in the game.

Is there a limit to the number of players on the server?

Currently, there is no limit to the number of players on the server.

Verse Solos Minecraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, emotional connection, favorite lyrics, favorite song, favorite verse, guitar, instrumental, long tail, lyrical interpretation, Minecraft, Music, music appreciation, musical expression, musical interpretation, musical passion, musician, Performance, personal connection, solo artist, solos, talent, verse, verse analysis

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate place to be, man. Like, seriously, it’s where all the cool kids hang out and do some epic solos of their favorite verses.

You can like, totally show off your mad skills and impress everyone with your sick rhymes and flows. It’s like a virtual rap battle arena, but with blocks and creepers instead of mics and beats.

Plus, the community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone or bored. There’s always someone online ready to hype you up and cheer you on as you drop some fire bars.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next Minecraft rap superstar, yo!