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TinyButMighty Minecraft Server

anatomy, body image, comparison, Confidence, Insecurity, judgement, male genitalia, Masculinity, micro peen, Minecraft, moms, relationships, self esteem, Server, sexual health, size doesn’t matter, size shaming, societal pressure, Sons, Stereotypes, stigma, TinyButMighty, worrying

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter…unless we’re talking about the size of your diamond castle, then it definitely matters! While moms are worrying about their sons having a micro peen, we’re here building epic structures and battling mobs like true warriors.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic loot, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who needs a big sword when you have a big imagination? So come on, join our server and show off your building skills…and maybe even your micro peen, we won’t judge!

BlockyBucks: Not Your Charity Case!

BlockyBucks, CASE, Charity, charity case, family dynamics, Family Support, financial burden, financial sacrifice, legoland, nephew care, old money, parental death, parental loss, playdates, private school, raising nephew, Single dad, sleepaway camp, Sponsorship, sudden responsibility, summer activities, working parent

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Magic Items Found:	5317	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of sacrificing for your nephew and paying for a house you don’t even live in? Come join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world madness!

Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream world without worrying about mortgage payments or private school fees. Our server is sponsored by mysterious “angels” who believe in helping those in need – even if you don’t want their charity!

Forget about snobby old money families and their judgmental attitudes. On our server, everyone is equal and free to mine, build, and explore to their heart’s content. Who needs Legoland when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on, leave the real world behind and join us for a summer of fun and laughter. Who knows, you might even find some diamonds in the mines along the way!

OverplayedJams Minecraft Server

annoying songs, chart-toppers, earworms, mainstream music, Minecraft, music burnout, music exhaustion, music fatigue, music industry trends, music repetition, music saturation, overplayed hits, overplayed songs, overplayed tracks, OverplayedJams, played out songs, pop music, popular songs, radio hits, repetitive songs, Server, song fatigue, top 40

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of hearing “Baby Shark” on repeat every time you log into a Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned that annoying song and replaced it with epic tunes like “Old Town Road” on a never-ending loop! Join us for a musical adventure like no other and never worry about hearing the same song over and over again. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen to “Baby Shark” one too many times, you might turn into an actual shark in the game! So come on over and jam out with us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

BlockyBodyBenders

#Daredevil, Adrenaline Rush, BlockyBodyBenders, Body, challenging oneself, craziest thing, crazy stunts, Endurance, EXTREME, extreme activities, extreme experiences, extreme sports, INSANE, INTENSE, Limits, mental toughness, physical challenge, physical feats, pushing boundaries, pushing limits, thrill-seeking

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	7255
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3128	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	286	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Have you ever tried to survive a night in a Minecraft world filled with nothing but explosive creepers and lava pits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us if you dare to test your survival skills in the most extreme conditions imaginable. Who needs skydiving or bungee jumping when you can experience the adrenaline rush of narrowly escaping a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer!

DebianCraft: CrowdStrike’s Secret Minecraft Server

Breach, Bug Fix, Crowdstrike, CrowdStrikes, cyber attack, cyber defense, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, debian, DebianCraft, incident response, it security, Linux distribution, Minecraft, network security, Rocky Linux, secret, SECURITY, Server, software, software update, system compromise, threat detection, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	1493
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ores Mined:	5405	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

so, like, u know how u always tryna find a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the wall and cray cray? well, look no further cuz THIS server is where it’s at, fam!

lemme tell u sumthin, CrowdStrike broke Debian and Rocky Linux months ago, but, like, no one even noticed cuz we were too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons in this server.

join us and be part of the most lit community ever! we got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

so, what u waitin for? come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have u ROFLing for days!

PunkCraft Island Invasion

alternative culture, anarchist, controversial, Elite, exclusive, favoured, German, German punks, holiday island, Invasion, ISLAND, Launch, political statement, protest, Punk Rock, PunkCraft, Punks, Rebellion, tourism, vacation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Towns Built:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9557

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s like a bunch of german punks decided to invade this holiday island where all the rich and famous peeps like to chill. but instead of causing chaos, they just built the most insane minecraft world ever seen! it’s like a mix of punk rock vibes and luxury living, with crazy builds and wild parties happening 24/7. you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the coolest invasion ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s rock out in minecraft style!

PuppyAgeCraft: Methylation Mayhem

aging analysis, aging biomarkers, aging epigenetics, aging factors, aging genetics, aging markers, aging methylation., aging process, Aging research, aging signatures, aging studies, animal models, biological aging, canine aging, comparative biology, confounding factors, DNA methylation, domestic dog, epigenetics, MAYHEM, Methylation, methylation platforms, PuppyAgeCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Animals Bred:	154
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Buildings Constructed:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we do not only build stuff but also analyze methylation platforms for signatures of biological aging in domestic dogs! 🐶🔬

We found out dat dogs age differently depending on how many creepers dey fight in Minecraft! 😂🐕 And if dey eat too many pork chops, dey age even faster! 🍖⏳

So come join us and help us uncover all da crazy confounding factors dat affect doggy aging in dis wacky Minecraft world! 🤪🌍

Plus, we have a secret lab where we are trying to create a potion dat makes dogs immortal! 🧪🐾 So if you wanna be part of dis wild experiment, join our server now! 🚀🐶

Remember, on dis server, anything is possible, even reversing da aging process for our furry friends! 🐾⏳✨

factionfrenzy.com

action, Adventure, airdrop events, airdrops, Economy, faction activities, faction frenzy, faction fun, faction gameplay, faction warfare, faction world, Factions, factions server, MCMMO, mcMMO Skills, minecraft server, multiplayer, Player skills, PvP, pvp server, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Alien Abductions:	5

FactionFrenzy.com is PvP Factions server with McMMO and plenty of activities to keep the game going.

As a new player you can experience the excitement of finding airdrops to kickstart the journey, level up your character skills or to travel the world looking for action.

Join or create a faction today to get in on the fun!

play.factionfrenzy.com

Minecraft Monarchy Minis 1.21 & 1.20.6, no brackets or braces here!

1.20.6, activities, Auctions, bedrock, Bedwars, braces, Brackets, Chest Shops, Community, Discord, Dynmap, ElytraRace, Events, Grief Protection, java, Minecraft, Minigames, MINIS, Monarchy, Parkour, Prophunt, Q3 2024, Safe Zones, Splegg, TNT Run, Warps, Website

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Lands of Minearchy
Hello Heroes, and welcome!
We are the Minearchy Team, and we want to share our passion project with you. Our server has two main goals: Create an active and friendly community that brings people together Ensure everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much
We focus on SMP & Minigames, with regular events and in-game activities to keep things exciting.
Survival / SMP
Take a break from fast-paced game modes and enjoy something more relaxing. Minearchy SMP offers an unfiltered survival experience with various Quality-Of-Life improvements. Features include Chest Shops, Auctions, Safe Zones, Warps, Grief Protection, and more. We even have a Dynmap!
Minigames
Experience popular games combined with beautiful builds and engaging gameplay. Our wide selection of minigames includes: TNT Run TNT Tag BombLobbers Parkour Splegg Prophunt TempleRun TheLab Party Games Block Party KitPVP Quake Mini Walls Zombies
Our team is constantly working to add more activities. Upcoming games include ElytraRace and Bedwars, expected in Q3 2024.
Join Now
Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com
Website: minearchy.com Discord: discord.gg/minearchy
Come be part of a great community and have some fun! Hope to see you there!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the Java server at play.minearchy.com and the Bedrock server at bedrock.minearchy.com.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our website.

Q: What kind of minigames are available on the server?

A: We have a wide variety of minigames including TNT Run, TNT Tag, BombLobbers, Parkour, Splegg, Prophunt, and more. We are constantly adding new games to keep things exciting.

Q: Are there any in-game activities or events?

A: Yes, we have regular events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players. You can participate in various activities and win rewards.

Q: Can I suggest new games or features for the server?

A: Absolutely! We love to hear feedback and suggestions from our players. You can suggest new games or features on our Discord server.

Q: Is there a way to protect my builds on the server?

A: Yes, we have Grief Protection and Safe Zones to protect your builds from griefing. You can also use Chest Shops and Auctions to trade with other players.

Q: How often are new games and features added to the server?

A: Our team is constantly working on adding new games and features to the server. We aim to release updates regularly to keep the server fresh and exciting for our players.

AnimeTimeSkip Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Analysis, anime tropes, AnimeTimeSkip, audience expectations, Character development, character growth, Disappointment, Minecraft, missed opportunities, narrative continuity, narrative flaws, narrative inconsistencies, Narrative structure, pacing, plot advancement., plot progression, Server, storytelling, storytelling pitfalls, Storytelling techniques, time jumps, timeskips

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	7726	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Tired of boring timeskips in anime? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic timeskips you’ll ever experience! Imagine jumping forward in time and finding yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Join us for a time-traveling adventure like no other! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive the timeskip, you’ll be granted the power of unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a dragon into battle. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest timeskip of your life!

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

Aspects, Catalysts, causes, Circumstances, Components, CraftyCatastrophe, determinants, ELEMENTS, Explanations, Factors, forces, incentives, inducers, instigators, Minecraft, motivators, Origins, reasons, Roots, Server, sources, stimulants, triggers

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the players with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the land?

So come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because things are about to get crazy!