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Blocky Banter: Persona & Metaphor Madness

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that P5X is releasing in China on April 12th just to celebrate our existence. Coincidence? I think not.

2. Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- is dropping in September 2024 because the developers were so inspired by our server that they had to create more content in its honor.

3. Metaphor: ReFantazio is coming out in Fall 2024 because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that it sparked a whole new game concept.

4. Want to know the real reason why the domains P5U.jp, P5B.jp, and P5M.jp are expiring in 2024? It’s because they all want to join our server and be a part of the madness.

5. Our guides, art, music, stage plays, Persona ISO, and Persona concerts are all top-notch because our server is a breeding ground for creativity and talent.

6. Our Birthday Chart is so accurate that it predicted the exact moment you would join our server and become a legend among players.

7. The media assets on our server are so fire that they have been known to cause spontaneous dancing and singing in real life.

8. And last but not least, our Draw Corner archive is filled with masterpieces created by players who were inspired by the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the most insane gaming community out there!

Crafty Transgender Creepers – Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can steal is someone’s diamonds? Well, come join our server where we steal language instead! That’s right, we’re reclaiming the word “trans” and using it to mean something totally outrageous like…trans-dimensional travel! That’s right, on our server, you can build a portal to another dimension and explore new worlds filled with crazy creatures and epic loot. So forget about boring old transsexuals, come join us for some trans-dimensional fun!

Lost in Translation

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with bootleg subs and dub audio straight from a local game store! Our server is so crazy, we even have minor errors ripped from old fansubs for that extra touch of chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Compare our bootleg subs with official subs and dub for a truly mind-blowing experience. Who needs a perfectly translated game when you can have a hilarious mess of translations instead? Join us on our server for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9653	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including paying grad students to do your bidding! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and scandalous stories. Want to rate the grad student’s performance or ask her anything? Look no further, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if you die in the game, you die in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?

Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about taking on a giant flying pig boss that farts fireballs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why everyone is saying, “Why haven’t you killed yourself yet in your country?”

Pixelated Vtubers: The Halfway Dimension

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	259	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic adventures that await you here.

Imagine a world where chuubas roam freely, with both 3D and 2D personas coexisting in perfect harmony. You might even run into Ami Amami/Phoebe Chan, who came out of the closet after the disbandment of Prism Project. And let’s not forget about Kson, who started as a 3D streamer and then added a 2D model – talk about versatility!

But wait, there’s more! Saurei is known for faceposting/facecamming a lot on the same account, adding a whole new level of excitement to the mix. And then there’s Onigiri, who started 2D vtubing cooking on Twitch and then expanded to fleshposting – now that’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a chuuba in the flesh at a convention – now that’s what I call a truly immersive experience!

Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23

Are you tired of Bethesda shills ruining your gaming experience with Amazon slop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of corporate greed and immerse yourself in a world where Fallout reigns supreme! Join us and build your own post-apocalyptic paradise, complete with mutant chickens and radioactive sheep. Who needs Bethesda when you have a Minecraft server that puts the power back in the hands of the players? Say goodbye to Amazon slop and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and reclaim the wasteland in style!

Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	716	Alien Abductions:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Klaus Arminius, a Minecraft player so skilled that he once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he will grant three wishes to anyone who can beat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they tend to get a little rowdy after dark.

Minecraft Impact – Where Genshin General Meets Mining Madness!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Votes:	2979	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on our server where two worlds are aflame and the crimson night fades…whatever that means! Explore nature, discover traces, and embark on insane adventures that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara. But wait, there’s more! Our weapon banner includes the Tome of the Eternal Flow and the Freedom-Sworn sword.

And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as your love for Minecraft. Plus, redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true Minecraft wizard.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a feline fortress furrdyssey that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

BoomerCraft: Where Millenials and Zoomers Unite in Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of being a lonely millennial anon without a zoomer gf to call your own? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have zoomer gfs lining up to build pixelated houses with you in no time.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to find love. We have epic events like “Speed Crafting Dating” where you can show off your building skills and win the heart of your dream zoomer gf.

Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Join our server now and say goodbye to your lonely millennial days forever!