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SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	534	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Votes:	5606	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3553	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
New Chunks Explored:	144099	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?