Michael Bazzell Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Price Tag Minecraft Server

Boundaries, consent, controversial, DAUGHTER, Ethics, family, FANTASY, Intimacy, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Négotiation, Persuasion, price, relationships, seduction, Server, taboo, taboo fantasy, Tag, temptation, Threesome, VALUES

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

aura, dark fantasy, demon hunter, demon pussy, FANTASY, Female Characters, frieren, Frierens, funhouse, Good deeds, kill herself, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Piccolo, powerful women, redemption arc, smp, strong female lead, Vegeta, wasted potential

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Emeralds Found:	4579	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Project Kus! Minecraft server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	5572	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

project.kusy4.ru

Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

adaptation, Advancements, anthropology, biology, changes, Craft, Development, Evolution, evolve, Future, genetics, human evolution, intelligence, Minecraft, mutation, natural selection, Possibilities, progress, Science, Server, society, speculation, speculation on human evolution, Technology

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime girl’s, character collection, gacha, gacha addiction, gacha community, gacha culture, gacha games, gacha luck, gacha pulls, Gacha simulator, gacha sluts, gacha trends, Gaming, Minecraft, mobile games, role playing, Sluts, smp, virtual fashion, virtual world

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Learn Anything Minecraft Server

Development, discovery, education, enlightenment, Experience, growth, Insight, knowledge, learn, learning, lessons, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6012
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!