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Saudicraft: No Pride Parade Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, Bigotry, discrimination, Diversity, equality, gay pride, Hate Speech, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, mental health, Minecraft, Oppression, parade, prejudice, pride, Saudi Arabia, SaudiCraft, Server, social justice, stigma, violence

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with faggots and degenerates ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server for a safe haven free of sickness, mutilation, and mental illness. We have a zero-tolerance policy for all things weird and wacky, so you can build and mine in peace without any unwanted distractions. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon. Join us today and say goodbye to the faggots and degenerates once and for all!

CraftyDisaster Minecraft Server

all time, Awful, Boring, CraftyDisaster, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing performance, Disliked, Failure, Flop, FORGETTABLE, lackluster, match, Minecraft, MITB, pay-per-view, Server, Terrible, underwhelming, unpopular, WORST, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the worst Money in the Bank match of all time – full of unexpected twists and turns! Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Will a creeper blow up your house? Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored on our server. So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, DadCraft, emotional bonds, emotional connection, emotional expression, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, fatherly affection, fatherly expectations, fatherly love, Gender Roles, Minecraft, parental favoritism, self worth, Server, sibling comparison, tough love

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ores Mined:	4248
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Animals Bred:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of being treated like the forgotten twin in your family? Do you want a server where everyone gets the love and attention they deserve, regardless of gender? Then join our Minecraft server where we treat everyone like royalty, even if you’re just a blocky pixel character!

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being left out or feeling unloved like poor OP. Our admins will shower you with affection, virtual hugs, and kisses to make sure you feel special. We even have father-son and father-daughter dates where you can bond with other players and create lifelong friendships.

Don’t settle for a dad who only calls you when he needs something. Join our server and experience the love and support you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a real dad when you have a Minecraft family who will always have your back? So come on down and join us for a pixelated adventure like no other!

FlagSpeedoGFEmbarrassed

American flag speedo, Apology, Boundaries, casual attire, Communication, compromise, dress code, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, FlagSpeedoGFEmbarrassed, Fun, Girlfriend, groom’s dinner, humor, INDEPENDENCE, judgment, pool party, relationship, Self-expression, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	95
Villages Defended:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear whatever you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server where you can rock that American flag speedo with pride, just like our fearless player did at a pool party. No need to worry about being overdressed or underdressed, because on our server, anything goes!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, whether you’re playing pool volleyball or building the craziest structures you can imagine. And if anyone tries to tell you what to wear, just remind them that on our server, fashion rules are meant to be broken!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can truly be yourself, speedo and all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inspire others to embrace their inner fashionista. See you in the game!

LastMealCraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and enjoy a virtual feast like no other as you decide what your last meal would be before facing the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Will you choose a feast fit for a king or go out with a bang by chowing down on some explosive TNT? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else! So come on over and let’s dine in style before we dig in to some epic adventures together.

LoveCraft: Mine Your Heart

acts of service, Affection, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Heart, Intimacy, Love and affection, love and relationships, love language, love styles, lovecraft, Personal preferences, physical touch, quality time, relationship dynamics, relationships, showing love, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Votes:	9041	Crops Grown:	3942
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of being lonely in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to shower you with love in all the languages possible! From building you a castle made entirely of diamonds to serenading you with a chorus of creepers, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and experience a love like no other. Our players are known for their romantic gestures, like writing love poems with blocks or crafting heart-shaped islands just for you. Who needs a significant other when you have a whole server full of admirers?

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let us show you the true meaning of love in the world of Minecraft. You’ll never want to log off!

GrimCraft: Exaggerated Famine

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW GAZA FAMINE REPORT AND IT SAYS IF U DONT JOIN U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD AND STUFF. MARCH PREDICTIONS WERE LIKE TOTALLY WRONG, WE GOT SO MUCH FOOD AND RESOURCES U WONT EVEN BELIEVE IT. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF RARE LOOT AND A PET CREEPER THAT DOES THE MACARENA. DONT BE A FOOL, JOIN OUR SERVER AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND.

TickTockCraft

#supercomputer, Computer, Equivalent, Live, long tail, PHYSICS., Planck time, Quantum, Real World, runs, Science, simulation, tags, Technology, theory, TickTockCraft, Time, Universe, videogame ticks, world

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

u ever wonder if we r all just sims in a giant supercomputer? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos of living in a simulation! join us and experience the thrill of existing in planck time! our world is filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending puzzles that will make u question reality itself. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows! why live in the boring real world when u can join us in the wacky world of planck time? come on, what r u waiting for? dive into the madness today!

RoboBrainz

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, biocomputers, brain-computer interface, brain-in-a-jar, Cognitive science, computer science, control, Cybernetics, future technology, innovation, learn, machine learning, neural networks, neuroscience, programming, RoboBrainz, robotics, Robots, Technology

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	3308
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by BRAIN-IN-A-JAR biocomputers?? well now u can!! these brains have been trained to control ROBOTS in the game, making for some wild and wacky adventures. join us for the chance to be controlled by a BRAIN and see where the madness takes u. who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a brain in a jar and rule the server together. come on, what are u waiting for?? join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Hot Crafty Mess: Java Edition 1.20.2 with 15 chaotic players, no resets, griefing allowed, and a questionable economy!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Votes:	9209
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Towns Built:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net
IP	play.hearthcraft.net

Brief Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing an enjoyable experience since October 2018. The server offers various features like resource worlds, live maps, pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin, and much more.

FAQ

Q: Is there a server reset?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win paid perks?

A: HearthCraft has a strict no pay-to-win policy.

Q: What are the server specs?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: Is there a live map available?

A: Yes, there is a live map for the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, HearthCraft has an active Discord server for community interaction.

Q: Are there any specific rules to follow?

A: Rules for the server can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules