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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4599 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.