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Minecrafto Fiesta: Mexi-Hilo Madness

Edición del old ass dumb whisperer, el anciano cautivapendejos, fiesta, Hilo Mexicano, madness, mex, MexiHilo, Minecrafto

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	824709	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5040
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	85

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where you can join forces with the legendary old ass dumb whisperer, aka the ancient captivapendejos! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

ToonCraft Minecraft Server

animation, art, artist, cartoon, Character, Comic, creative process, creativity, design, digital art, doodle, drawing, funny, graphic, humor, illustration, Minecraft, Server, sketch, Toon, ToonCraft, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking llama who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. But beware, the llama has a mischievous streak and loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a horde of angry chickens.

Once you’ve proven your worth to the llama, you’ll gain access to our exclusive “Disco Dimension” where the party never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move. Dance the night away with your fellow players and earn special rewards for showing off your best dance moves.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships” where players can saddle up their favorite pig and compete in high-speed races through treacherous obstacle courses. Will you be the next pig racing champion or will you end up face-planting into a pile of mud? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Post you’re toon and join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for that sneaky llama!

LolcowCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, cyberbullying, internet culture, internet drama, internet fame, internet gossip, internet infamy, internet notoriety, internet personality, lolCow, LolcowCraft, Minecraft, online attention, online behavior, Online Community, online controversy, online harassment, online persona, online reputation, online trolling, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Do you want to level up your trolling skills and become a certified lolcow? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to prank your fellow players, build ridiculous structures that defy all logic, and engage in hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outwit this ghost and claim the title of ultimate troll?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Remember, you’re gonna become a lolcow just like him, anon.

MineCraftyHouseworkServer

bills, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, division of labor, equality, financial stress, Frustration, Gender Roles, household chores, Messy, MineCraftyHouseworkServer, Négotiation, partner, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, teamwork, unpaid labor

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Emeralds Found:	2391	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of living in a messy Minecraft world with your partner? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! No more dishes piling up, clutter taking over, or skid marks in the toilet – just pure, clean fun in our virtual world.

On our server, you can make outrageous deals with your partner like paying the majority of the virtual bills in exchange for cleaning being your job in the Minecraft house. Who needs real-life arguments about chores when you can just make a powerpoint presentation with the slogan “not a maid (unless I get paid)”?

So come join us and leave the real-life mess behind – because in our Minecraft world, cleaning up after your partner can actually be fun (and profitable)!

SeatSaverSteve

10 hour, 9 year old, aisle seat, aita, Asshole, crying, headphones, horrible person, Landing, middle seat, Mother, nasty comments, not giving up my seat, out of country, plane ride, restroom, SeatSaverSteve, switch seats, Yelling

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving up your comfy seat on a 10-hour plane ride? Then join our Minecraft server where you can keep your virtual seat without any entitled parents bothering you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the sky when suddenly, a wild entitled parent appears! But fear not, on our server, you can simply block them and continue crafting your masterpiece without any drama.

Join now and experience the thrill of standing your ground against entitled parents in a virtual world where your seat is YOUR seat, no questions asked! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Karen who just can’t let go of that aisle seat she never got. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Only one way to find out!

Skipless TV Intro Minecraft Server

Beloved, binge watch, Childhood, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, INTRO, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, Never, Nostalgia, opening credits, series, Server, Show, Skip, Skipless, television, theme song, title sequence, TV series

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old intro? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never want to skip the intro! Why, you ask? Because our intro features a herd of dancing pigs, a choir of singing creepers, and a fireworks display that will make your eyes pop out of your head! Join our server for the most epic intro you’ll ever see in the Minecraft universe. And who knows, you might even spot a celebrity guest appearance from Notch himself! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest intro of your Minecraft life!

MineCraftyMess – Worst Job Ever!

awful job, horrible job, Job, MineCraftyMess, terrible job, WORST, worst job, worst job challenges, worst job duties, worst job ever, worst job ever done, worst job experience, worst job in life, worst job memories, worst job of all time, worst job situation, worst job stories, worst job tasks, worst work ever, worst work experience, worst work in life, worst work stories

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
New Chunks Explored:	569502	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring jobs in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on the most epic adventure of your life.

Forget about flipping burgers or cleaning up after animals, on our server you can become a professional block builder, a fearless explorer, or even a daring dragon tamer. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame this majestic bird will be granted unlimited riches and power.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring job behind and join our Minecraft server today for a chance to live out your wildest dreams and maybe even become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer. Trust us, it’s way more fun than cleaning up after animals.

NHS Streeting’s Minecraft Server

BROKEN, Crisis, DOCTORS, funding, Government, Healthcare, Hospitals, jeremy corbyn, medical care, Minecraft, NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE, NHS, Nurses, Patients, Politics, public health, REFORM, Server, Streeting, Streetings, Treatment, uk, waiting times

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Enchantments Applied:	221
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Star Shards Collected:	143
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

so you know how the NHS is all broken and stuff? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that mess! join us for a wild ride of epic proportions! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! not to mention our resident wizard who can turn you into a chicken for funsies.

if you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, come join us where the party never stops! we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies do the thriller.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual aliens who have traveled from outer space just to make sure you have the best time ever. they even have laser eyes that shoot out fireworks!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! the NHS may be broken, but this server is lit AF!

HezboCraft Air Strike Fun

Air, air defense, Conflict, cross-border conflict, defense forces, Fun, HezboCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah retaliation, Hezbollah stronghold, idf, IDF operation, international relations, key member, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East tensions, military operation, military strike, SECURITY, strike, targeted killing, terrorist organization

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3422	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we gotz all da craziest players up in here, like dis one dude who straight up took out a key member of Hezbollah air defense in a strike deep inside Lebanon.

we be buildin’ some epic bases and takin’ on crazy missions, like raidin’ villages and fightin’ off zombie hordes. plus, we gotz all da coolest mods and plugins to make yo Minecraft experience off da chain.

come join us if you wanna be part of da most badass crew in da Minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #joinusnow

CraftyWhispers – The Ultimate Phone Game

Broken Telephone, Childhood Game, chinese whispers, Communication, communication game, CraftyWhispers, Cultural, Cultural Game, Evolution, evolution of games, Game, Language, Language Game, Miscommunication Game, Miscommunication., Phone, telephone, Telephone Game, tradition, Tradition Game, Ultimate, Whisper Down the Lane

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1003
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED ON OUR SERVER, TRUST ME.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. WE’VE GOT GHOSTS, ZOMBIES, AND SKELETONS ROAMING AROUND, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY REALLY NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

OH, AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A FREE UNICORN AS A PET. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN! WHO ELSE CAN OFFER YOU THAT, HUH?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, AND MOST FUN MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

ChasteCraft: Menstrual Mayhem

Alternative Medicine, Chaste Tree, ChasteCraft, cycle irregularities, herbal remedy, herbal supplement, herbal therapy, holistic healing, hormonal balance, hormone regulation, hormone support, MAYHEM, Menstrual, menstrual cramps, Menstrual Cycle disorders, menstrual health, natural medicine, period pain relief, PMS relief, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Vitex agnus, Women’s Health

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	934
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Crops Grown:	7990
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! imagine a place where u can mine and build to ur heart’s content, but also have the chance to battle giant chaste trees! that’s right, our server is infested with these crazy trees that will attack u if u get too close. but don’t worry, they drop rare loot that will help u on ur minecraft journey. plus, our server has the most epic combination products for menstrual cycle disorders that will make ur gameplay experience even more wild. so what r u waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for urself!