Join us and discover a world where black Texans and Mexican ancestors unite in epic adventures. Build your own taco truck empire, ride donkeys into battle, and uncover the hidden secrets of your mixed heritage.
Who knows, you might even find out that your great-great-grandfather was a legendary black Texan who loved to mine for diamonds and salsa dance under the stars. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!
Join us for the “hilo riley edishon” and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. These chickens may look cute and innocent, but trust us, they’re plotting world domination. Only you and your trusty llama can save the day!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Just imagine the bling bling possibilities!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, llama battles, and diamond cow poop. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the craziest sht happens? well, lemme tell ya bout this one server where a mexican woman tried to kidnap a baby to sacrifice in witchcraft! like, what the actual fck, right? but hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
we got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, like they think they’re some kind of minecraft gods or something. and don’t even get me started on the underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted swords and potions. it’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, but with more explosions and less plot.
oh, and did i mention the secret society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, apparently they’re the ones pulling all the strings behind the scenes. but hey, as long as they keep the diamonds flowing, i’m cool with it.
so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s off the walls crazy and full of surprises, then you gotta join this one. just watch out for any mexican women trying to kidnap babies, okay?
Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.
Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!
Just like in Latin America, where they’ve been trying to make race disappear for over a century, we believe that in our pixelated world, we should all just be known as Minecraftians. No more labels, just pure blocky fun!
Join us and experience a world where nationality takes precedence over race, just like in Brazil where they proudly call themselves a racial democracy. And if you dare to bring up the topic of race, be prepared to face off against a Dominican player who will fight you to the death (in-game, of course)!
So come on and join our server, where we are progressive on racial issues and dream of a day when we can all just identify as Minecraftians. Let’s make the American continent, north and south, a place where race is a thing of the past and we can all just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers together. See you in the game!