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Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

Apple, autists, Boomers, bug fixes, Community, developers, Distros, Future, High IQ, hobby, linux, Minecraft, minimalist distro, os, philosophy, privacy-conscious, SHEKELS, smp, Uber, Updates, user-friendly distro, Zoomies

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

Tired of Death Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and threads? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Say goodbye to boring discussions about politics and adult content, because on our server, we only talk about the important stuff like which Minecraft mob would win in a dance-off or if Steve could beat the Ender Dragon in a thumb wrestling match.

Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of insanity and laughter. Who needs serious discussions when you can debate whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft weird and wonderful together!

””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”

Boundaries, boundary crossing, consent, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., entitlement issues, Fair Play, inappropriate advances, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, inappropriate requests, Minecraft, oral sex, power dynamics, sex, sexual coercion, sexual consent, sexual entitlement, sexual favors, sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, smp, Whos

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Towns Built:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.

Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!

WONDERS – DONATE TO EVERYONE / FREE – NEW EVENT Minecraft server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

The owner of the server “WONDERS – EVERYONE DONATE FREE – NEW EVENT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pro.wondersmine.ru

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Votes:	9084	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Welcome to the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that if you find the golden cinnamon bear statue hidden deep within the caves, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic virtual VTuber awards ceremony ever seen in the Minecraft universe. You can vote for your favorite virtual idols and watch as they battle it out in epic virtual battles for the title of VTuber champion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have AI-generated art that will blow your mind. Our AI wrangling anons have created some of the most mind-blowing designs you’ve ever seen, from pixelated masterpieces to futuristic creations that will leave you speechless.

So come join us on the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the treasures are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

The Alpha SMP – Collared Human Minecraft SMP

Alpha, Anthro, Bunny Byers, cat, Chains and Chances, Cold Blooded Dairy, Collared, cultural exchange, Debts, detective, DOMINANCE, Dungeon of Stories, Grand Marshal, Hmofa Masterbin, Home on the Range, Human, Human Dominance General, mindbreak, Minecraft, Murder Mystery, Neon Dream, new neighbor, pokemon, Professor Harkness Greens, Projects, Pythagas, smp, Stories

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Dragons Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where human males dominate anthros and other creatures in a variety of scenarios! It’s like a wild jungle out there, with stories and projects that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us for the “Helluva Mindbreak” chapter 2, where things get even crazier than before. Or how about “Curiosity and Cat,” a tale that will have you questioning your own feline instincts.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into “Pythagas” chapters 1-10 for a rollercoaster of emotions, or try your hand at the “Murder Mystery CYOA” where you’ll be on the edge of your seat trying to solve the crime.

And if that’s not enough, join us for “Neon Dream of Organic Toys” where the toys come to life in ways you never imagined. Or maybe “Cold Blooded Dairy” is more your style, a story that will have you laughing and crying all at once.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild world of dominance and chaos!

CarthCraft

CarthCraft, Chest Shops, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, European, Geopolitical, History, Minecraft, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Special items, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6139	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Crops Grown:	9960	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	10

We are a European Geopolitical server with a focus on history and politics.

We have a dynmap, discord, economy, chest shops, towny, and a couple special items 🙂

carthcraft.dedimc.io:25569

TV Screen Knockers Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are so realistic you’ll want to knock on your TV screen to see if it’s real! And if you ever feel overwhelmed by the awesomeness, just run away and hide in the bathroom – because who knows what crazy adventures await you there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where even the most mundane tasks become epic quests. So why wait? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!

My Dawgs For Real Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Potions Brewed:	165	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Big Steve, decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And guess what? He won! Now, every Friday night, we have epic dance parties in the End dimension. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These chickens don’t mess around, let me tell you. They’ll peck your enemies to oblivion and look fabulous doing it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and let’s get this party started! My dawgs for real.

SunMC Network

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Events, gameplay, Gui, LifeSteal, Mechanics, Minecraft, Performance, Rewards, Server, SunMC Network, Support

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

SunMC Network Experience an unparalleled Lifesteal server with exciting features and smooth gameplay designed for every player!

– Features – Lifesteal Gameplay: Engage in thrilling battles where every life counts! – Enhanced GUI: Enjoy intuitive and visually appealing interfaces. – Smooth Performance: Optimized for lag-free gameplay. – Discord Support: Get instant support and join our community! – More Exciting Features: Events, rewards, and unique mechanics await you!

Join now and become part of the adventure!

sun-mc.us.to:30551