Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild world of Californian Mexicans in a whole new light! We’ve got people of all heights, but don’t worry, you’ll always be at least a foot taller than the average player – just like in real life!
Watch as our players age worse than any other ethnicity you’ve ever seen, it’s like watching a time-lapse of wrinkles forming in real-time! And don’t even get me started on the number of kids they have – it’s like a never-ending baby shower on our server!
Plus, we’ve got small living spaces galore! You’ll feel right at home in our cramped virtual world, just like that family of five in a two-bedroom apartment.
So come join us and see for yourself why these Mexicans are nothing to fear – they’re just busy building their virtual generational wealth, one block at a time!
