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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 2249 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Join our wacky world where the only rule is to wash your chocolate starfish while you shower! Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that you never know when you’ll need a clean bum to survive.
Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of the Chocolate Starfish can only be found by those with the cleanest behinds. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?
So come on over and join us for a butt-cleaning good time! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else.