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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9305 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
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