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DeathByCreeper Minecraft SMP

anxiety, death anxiety, death fears, death phobia, death scenarios, DeathByCreeper, existential dread, fear of death, fear of dying, fear of mortality, Minecraft, mortality, phobias, smp, worst case scenarios, worst death, worst death experiences, worst death fears, worst death nightmares, worst death outcomes, worst death scenarios, worst death situations, worst ways to die

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Animals Bred:	118
Dragon Eggs Found:	9130	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more. The admin once turned into a giant potato and started throwing baked potatoes at everyone. It was chaos, but also kinda hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the time we all rode llamas into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic, bro.

So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who can say no to free cake, am I right?

GovtFreeZone: No Rules, Just Blocks

abortion, blocks, civil liberties, conservatism, Conservatives, Ethics, freedom, Government, government intervention., GovtFreeZone, Ideology, individual rights, Laws, Marriage, morality, personal choices, political beliefs, Politics, Pro Life, pro-choice, rules, Social Issues, traditional values

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7529	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the government is always trying to control your gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from oppressive rules and regulations! Join us and experience the freedom to build, mine, and craft without any interference from pesky bureaucrats.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles for control of the virtual world. Fight off hordes of zombie politicians and corrupt officials as you defend your right to game in peace. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also host weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden pickaxe (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner rebel as you defy the virtual laws of Minecraft and take back control of your gaming destiny!

Cannabis Brain Quest

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain health, Cannabis, cognition, cognitive function, cognitive tasks, drug use, effects, JAMA Network Open, lifetime use, Marijuana, Medical research, mental performance., neurology, neuroscience, Quest, recent use, research, study, substance abuse

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	115
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5824	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	954
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dragons Tamed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ores Mined:	1693	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! Like, for realz, our server is so lit, it’ll make ya brain feel like it’s on a rollercoaster ride!

We got secret caves filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the creepers, they be sneakin’ up on ya like a ninja in the night. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ parties every night and you’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that takes you to a land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a dragon and battle evil witches. Plus, we got a disco dance floor where you can show off your sick moves and impress all the other players.

So, what are ya waitin’ for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the adventure begin! Trust me, your brain will thank you later.

Guardian’s Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, autistic child, Awareness, bragging, bullying, Christ, CLAIRVOYANCE, DATING, Driving, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENERGY, Guardians, Haven, intuition, Men, Pictures, relationships, School, sex, Social Issues, spending the night, Women

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	273013

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and chaos!

We have a community full of women who claim to have superpowers like intuition and empathy, but still end up with the same jerks who bully their autistic kids.

Come witness the mind-boggling contradictions and questionable life choices in our server!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of craziness in Minecraft?

Join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about relationships and human behavior!

FridgeSpaceSplit Minecraft Server

apartment etiquette, apartment living, apartment living issues, budgeting, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, food boundaries, food storage, fridge space, FridgeSpaceSplit, grocery shopping, household responsibilities, Minecraft, nyc living, organization, personal space, rent sharing, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, shared living spaces, subleasing

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of sharing a fridge with roommates who don’t understand the importance of food organization? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have your own virtual fridge shelf all to yourself! No more worrying about someone else eating your virtual food or taking up your virtual space.

Join us and experience the thrill of having complete control over your virtual food storage. No more arguments about water filters or fridge door space – it’s all yours to customize however you want. And the best part? You don’t even have to worry about roaches getting into your virtual food because our server is bug-free!

So come on over and claim your virtual fridge shelf today. Who knew organizing food could be so fun and drama-free? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

HateShowButTheyLove – Minecraft SMP

binge watching, controversial opinions, critical acclaim, Entertainment, fan favorites., guilty pleasures, hate-watching, HateShowButTheyLove, hot takes, media criticism, Minecraft, must-see TV, overrated shows, smp, television, TV critics, TV culture., TV debates, TV fandom, TV recommendations, TV series, tv shows, unpopular opinions

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit. Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures. Like, one time we had a creeper riding a pig and it was like, the funniest thing ever.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there, bro. And the best part is, we have a pet zombie named Steve who guards it all. He’s a bit smelly, but he’s a good boy.

And the community on this server is like, so awesome. We have this one dude who only speaks in pig Latin and another guy who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere. It’s wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s full of laughs, epic builds, and just all-around craziness, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!

PerspectiveShiftMC

altered worldview, awakening moment, broadened horizons, changed forever, changed mindset, eye-opening experience, global awareness, impactful moment, life altering event, life-changing moment, new outlook, new perspective, paradigm shift., perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, profound realization, shift in perception, shifted mindset, shifted perspective, transformative experience, worldview transformation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	734788	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Have you ever had a moment in Minecraft that changed your perspective on the blocky world forever? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting and mining!

Join our server and experience the thrill of finding a secret underground village filled with diamond-clad villagers who speak in rhymes and riddles. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can shear it without getting kicked in the face.

But beware, for our server is also home to the notorious Ender Chicken, a foul beast that lays explosive eggs and terrorizes unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend and emerge victorious?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown and your perspective forever changed!

ArcticCraft: $2bn Security Boost

2bn, Arctic resources, Arctic security, ArcticCraft, Boost, Defense, denmark, diplomatic relations, economic development, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, government spending, Greenland, international relations, Investment, Military, national security, Nordic countries, Politics, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, territorial expansion, trump

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Emeralds Found:	5305	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got denmark pumpin’ $2bn into arctic security and trump be eyein’ greenland like it’s a snack or somethin’. but forget all that noise, come join our server for some epic minecraft adventures! we got polar bears ridin’ pigs, penguins throwin’ snowballs, and igloos made of diamond blocks! plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the enchanted gear you need to take on the arctic wasteland. so what are you waitin’ for? come join the fun and let’s make greenland great again!

Fool’s Errand Server: Misaligned Mobs

Accountability, algorithmic accountability, alignment, Artificial Intelligence, BIAS, Controlling, deep learning, Errand, Ethics, Fairness, fool’s errands, Fools, interpretability, large language models, machine learning, misaligned, mobs, model governance, neural networks, nlp, proof, responsible AI, Server, transparency

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha cha slide? well, do i have the server for u! our server is so crazy, even the ender dragon wears a tutu and sings showtunes.

join us for a wild ride through a world where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds are actually just really shiny marshmallows. you’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a zombie flash mob or a chicken riding a pig like a cowboy.

plus, our community is full of the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. we have regular events like llama races and hot potato with actual hot potatoes.

so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs ‘interpretability’ and ‘alignment’ when you can have a blast like this? come join us, before the cows start breakdancing without you!

Yolo | You only live once server minecraft

adequate community, beautiful design, Community, design, Discord, good plugins, Hosting, humor, Minecraft, Plugins, private server, Server, stable TPS, tps, well-tuned discord, yolo, You only live once

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

? Yolo – You Only Live Once

? Our private minecraft server – Yolo

Let’s tell you why you should go to our private server with unusual plugins:

1. Humor and most importantly adequate community;

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2. There are many good plugins;

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3. Good hosting, stable 20 TPS;

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4. A well -tuned discord server

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5. Beautiful design

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