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SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail

behavioral health, Community, Divorce, exposure, firearm accessibility, Foster, foster care, Guns, incarceration, intervention, Jail, Justice, justice system, mental health, meta-analyses, Midlife, parental suicide, Prevention, public health, risk factors, social determinants, suicide mortality, SuicideCraft, unemployment, vulnerable populations

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.

So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

The Bob SMP

Adventure, bob, BUILD, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Furniture, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Play, Resetting, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

The Bob SMP Server

Server Information	Resetting 12/01/25
Description	This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Staff	Friendly staff that would love for you to join us!
Get Started	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create or join kingdoms in this server?	Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is the staff friendly and welcoming?	Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community.

Cinematic Craft 1.20.4

1.20.4, acceptance, Cinematic, Craft, Diversity, film critique, film diversity, film inclusivity, film industry, good movies, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Minority representation, Movie analysis, movie quality, movie requirements, movie standards, movies, representation, social commentary, trannies, Transgender, transgender community

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	2315	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a movie with trannies – it’s gotta have the right amount to be good! And let me tell you, this server has more trannies than you can even imagine! It’s like a tranny paradise up in here! So if you want a wild and crazy time in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

PresentPout Minecraft Server

Communication, crying, culture, Disappointment, emotions, family, Frustration, Gifts, hobbies, Invalidation, Minecraft, parents, Preferences, PresentPout, Presents, Resentment, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Traditions, Understanding, ungrateful

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of receiving gifts that have nothing to do with your interests on special occasions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting a bracelet maker or nail set kit again! Our server is filled with players who share your love for F1, manga, anime, music, and all sorts of books. Plus, we guarantee that the three wise men will personally deliver your dream mobile phone on January 6th! Don’t be like the OP, join us and never feel invalidated again!

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

Accountability, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional well being, friendship, house rules, loyalty, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, relationships, Respect, Safety, self-care, setting limits, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my BFF’s love life? Look no further, because our server is full of drama and surprises just like her ex-BF showing up uninvited! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time my BFF’s mom and niece crashed at our house without warning. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter, maybe even a surprise visit from your own ex-BF looking for a place to crash! So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself, because on this server, anything can happen – just like in real life!

Weekend Warrior Craft

9 to 5 job, avoiding burnout, avoiding existential crisis, avoiding feeling stuck, avoiding monotony, avoiding regrets, balancing work and life, career satisfaction, Craft, finding purpose, life fulfillment, maximizing weekends, personal growth, productivity tips, pursuing passions, self-care, Time management, warrior, weekend, weekends, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to the mundane grind of the real world.

On our server, you can become a master builder, a fearless warrior, or even a chicken whisperer if that’s your thing. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our virtual forests and relax by the pixelated waterfall.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?

So why waste your weekends binge-watching Netflix when you could be living out your wildest blocky adventures on our server? Join us now and start crafting your own epic tale!

ScottishMedicMC Server – Warzone Adventures!

26-year-old, Adventures, Conflict, foreign affairs, healthcare worker, Humanitarian efforts, international news, Killed, Loss, medic, Military, Peacekeeping, scottish, ScottishMedicMC, Server, the guardian, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, violence, War, warzone, УНН

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2921
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

come join our minecraft server where you can avoid the perils of war like this poor scottish medic did not. build a cozy little house and escape reality for a bit. who needs war when you can have virtual blocks to play with? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before the creepers get you in real life too!

CraftyTrumpLand

American imperialism, controversial statements, CraftyTrumpLand, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, global politics, Greenland, international relations, military intervention, military power, military strategy, national security, panama canal, political rhetoric, strategic assets, territorial acquisition, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, trump, us military

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3244	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our leader and he’s planning on taking over greenland and the panama canal! build your own wall to keep out the haters and mine for diamonds to fund the invasion. we have crazy pvp battles and secret underground bases where you can plot world domination. join now before the military takes over and you miss out on all the fun! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Rolling Zero Infinity

chance, Concept, impossibility, infinite-sided die, Infinity, Mathematics, Numbers, Probability, randomness, Repetition, ROLLING, theoretical chance, theoretical concept, theoretical existence, theoretical impossibility, theoretical mathematics, theoretical numbers, theoretical physics, theoretical probability, theoretical repetition, theoretical universe

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Farms Harvested:	341	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the dice are infinite-sided and the possibilities are endless!

roll a number that no human has ever thought of before and watch as the universe collapses in on itself!

but beware, if you roll the same number twice, you will be transported to a parallel universe where cows rule the world and pigs fly.

so come on down to our server and experience the ultimate thrill of defying the laws of probability and logic!

join now and let the chaos begin!

Single Rare Earth Doping in CaMnO3: Yb3+ Server

CaMnO3, ceramics, Doping, Earth, electrical conductivity, Electrical Properties, energy conversion, energy harvesting, high temperature, High Temperature Stability, material engineering, materials science, power generation, rare, rare earth elements, Record Power Factor, Server, single, Single Element Doping, Single Rare Earth Doping, Thermoelectric Applications, Thermoelectric Efficiency, Yb3

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like playing in a diamond mine with a bunch of creepers dancing around!

we got rare earth doping in camno3: yb3+ drivin record power factor at 800ºc for thermoelectric applications! i mean, who doesn’t want to enhance electrical properties in camno3-based ceramics with single doping with different elements? it’s like science meets minecraft, but way cooler!

join our server and you’ll be mining diamonds like a pro in no time. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. and don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have with the ender dragon. it’s like a rave party with dragons and explosions!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most insane minecraft server you’ll ever play on. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’re a real hoot!