RedditorFails Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	579122
Towns Built:	4	Emeralds Found:	7334
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Secret Passages Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Have you ever seen a redditor try to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy antics you’ll see on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground base where all the moderators wear chicken suits. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Loot: Lifetime Supply Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Congratulations on winning a lifetime supply of the last thing you bought! Now imagine if that last thing was… diamond swords! Yes, that’s right, you’ll never run out of diamond swords on our Minecraft server. Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the server, there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that grant you the power of flight. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that the server is also home to a clan of friendly creepers who love nothing more than to serenade you with their explosive harmonies. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

IronDragonCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Komodo dragons with iron-tipped teeth roaming around! Yeah, you heard that right, these bad boys are ready to tear into flesh and cause chaos. But don’t worry, our players have tamed them and now they’re our loyal protectors. Plus, our scientists at King’s College London have been studying them and they found out some crazy stuff. So if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a world with deadly dragons and groundbreaking research, then this is the server for you! Join now and let the adventure begin!

ForeheadGainsCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have magical potions that make your forehead muscles grow so big that you can touch the sky! imagine walking around with a forehead so massive that birds mistake it for a landing pad. not only that, but we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows. who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insanity? come join us and let’s see how high we can make those foreheads grow!

FemCraft: Where Feminist Values Enhance Relationships

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	5527	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, come join our minecraft server, where we have like, feminist heterosexual men who are totally cool with their feminist values and their sexual desires, like, totally coexisting in harmony. it’s like, a magical land where everyone communicates openly and respects each other, even when they’re building giant phallic structures out of blocks. it’s, like, a utopia of equality and understanding, man. come join us and be a part of this epic journey to build a world where feminism and sexuality can totally get along. also, we have, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join, right?

MineWither

LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Server Multiplayer Survival PVP Community Friendly Cracked Lifesteal Ban Hearts Toxicity Vote Play IP PORT New Fun Growth

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Animals Bred:	141	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

This a new cracked new lifesteal server– Lifesteal is a one of a kind Gamemode that allows players to steal hearts from one another when they’re killed, but beware, once you hit 0 Hearts, you’ll be Temporarily Banned from Lifesteal! and we promise you are going to ever get bored or find any toxicity as we want to grow our community friendly. You can join the server by using the IP- Mine.Wither.Best and PORT- 25565. If you like the server don’t forgot to vote on it and play regularly.

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Inmortals

1.20.4, Chile, INMORTALS, non-premium, Server, Spanish, Survival, Towny, Towny Communities, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Servidor No Premium 1.20.4 Welcome to our server! Main features: Game Mode: Survival Towny Vanilla Version: 1.20.4 Spanish Language Server location: Chile Access: Non-Premium Towny Communities: Create and manage your own town with your friends. Set rules, build structures, and expand your territory. Vanilla Experience: Enjoy the game in its purest form, without excessive modifications that alter the original Minecraft gameplay.

104.234.7.114:25645

Fly high on Elevate SMP Season Zero with simple voice chat and whitelisted hijinks for 17+ players!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Runes Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Elevate SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/alptraum/">Server</a>

Elevate SMP Server

Looking for a new SMP? Join Elevate SMP in our ongoing season, Season Zero, as we look to grow our community for the new 1.21 update!

Elevate is a friendly, Vanilla+ SMP full of creative and talented builders, technical players, and community members. We are a community that places a great emphasis on player engagement and companionship.

Some of the server’s features include:

Feature	Description
Live Map Support	Squaremap
Creative Server Access	Access to a creative server
Mini Block Trades	Trading mini blocks
Extra Armor Trims	Additional armor trims
Custom Tool Trims	Customized tool trims
More Mob Heads	Additional mob heads
Player Head Drops	Drops from player heads
Armor Statues	Special armor statues

If you’re interested in joining our community, please fill out the google form here.

FAQ

Q: How can I join Elevate SMP Server?

A: Fill out the google form linked above and we will review your application.

Q: Is Elevate SMP a Vanilla server?

A: Elevate SMP is a Vanilla+ server, meaning we have some additional features beyond vanilla Minecraft.

Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining Elevate SMP?

A: We welcome players of all ages to join our community.

Q: What is Season Zero of Elevate SMP?

A: Season Zero is the ongoing season of Elevate SMP as we prepare for the new 1.21 update.

FrenchFam Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Towns Built:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of worrying about your family in France? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to distract you with endless fun and laughter! Join us and build a virtual Eiffel Tower to protect your loved ones from any potential disasters. Who needs real-life problems when you can escape to a world where creepers are the only thing you need to worry about? So come on, join us and let’s show France that our virtual blocky world is where the real action is!

KekCraft SMP: It Really Do Be Like That

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Towns Built:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet hidden deep within the server.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, on our server, kek it do be like that!

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