come join our epic minecraft server, where sri lanka is demanding compensation for its killed and wounded citizens who served in the russian army. why, you ask? because we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats.
if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and a magical unicorn that farts glitter. we also have a giant roller coaster made entirely out of cheese and a disco party every friday night with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tunes.
plus, our staff are all trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your fun. so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it!
