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Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Farms Harvested:	832	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3396
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4604	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4599	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	247	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Potions Brewed:	148	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!