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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2339 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 62 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2711 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”