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RegretCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, biggest regrets, Decisions, experiences, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	9650
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Dimension Hops:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Volcanoes Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

Ancient, antiquated, barbed comments, biting insults, BoomerBlockerCraft, cutting remarks, derogatory language, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful language, double, insult, offensive, Old fashioned, old school, phrases, Retro, snide remarks, Throwback, Traditional, vintage, vintage slang

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8518	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Players Killed by Monsters:	4180	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

allegations, assassination plot, assassins, Conspiracy Theory, crime, Diplomacy, Evidence, Farion assassination, FarionCraft, foreign interference, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Politics, Russian, Russian involvement, SECURITY, speculation, suspects, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Animals Bred:	104
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crops Grown:	4883
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

TestoCraft: NeuroLight Boost

Boost, NeuroLight, TestoCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Ores Mined:	6353	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Yo, listen up! if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, scientifically proven to boost your brain power! Like, seriously, lower levels of testosterone and higher levels of some fancy protein thingy will make you a Minecraft genius! You’ll be building castles and redstone contraptions like a freakin’ mad scientist!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life! Yeah, you heard me right. Fly like a majestic eagle through the skies, all thanks to playing on this server. Who needs a plane when you have Minecraft, right?

And get this, if you join now, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks! Imagine swimming in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck, all because you decided to log onto this server. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind, flying through the skies and swimming in diamonds like a boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty Ecstasy Minecraft Server

Crafty, drug comedown, drug community, drug culture, drug dosage, drug effects, drug experience, drug harm reduction, drug high, Drug Interactions, drug risks, drug safety, drug side effects, drug tolerance, drug trip, drug use, ecstasy, mdma, Minecraft, party drug, recreational drug, Server, substance use

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly (literally), creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server is like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a psychedelic dream – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens, a roller coaster that takes you on a whirlwind tour of the entire server, and a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where cows rule the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!

Speedy Summer Break Minecraft Server

accumulation, adulting, Break, Challenges, education, government agencies, hard adulting, housing listings, Jobless, Jobs, juggling responsibilities, life struggles, Minecraft, missed opportunities, momentum in life, moving plans, planning for next year, procrastination, progress in life, Server, speeding up, Speedy, Summer, summer break, tiredness

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	6271
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with one problem after another? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Instead of dealing with government agencies and jobless places hounding you, you can focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

Forget about procrastinating on applying for education or jobs, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, coolest castle you can imagine. And don’t worry about missing housing opportunities, because on our server, you can create your own dream home without any deadlines or stress.

Say goodbye to the tiring grind of adulting and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

RacistCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Diversity, diversity in entertainment, Diversity in media, Edition, george lucas, interracial communication, interracial conflict, interracial couple, interracial dating, interracial dynamics, interracial issues, interracial perspective, interracial perspectives, interracial relationship, racism, racist, RacistCraft, Star Wars, the acolyte, woke propaganda

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Void Gems Collected:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diversity is celebrated and racism is not tolerated! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Our server is like a Star Wars galaxy, with players from all races and backgrounds coming together to create an awesome community. Just like in “The Acolyte”, we embrace diversity and welcome everyone with open arms.

If you’re looking for a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any racist nonsense, then this is the server for you. Plus, we have special events where you can battle it out with lightsabers and blasters – it’s a blast!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that inclusivity and fun go hand in hand. And remember, just like in real life, having Will Smith as your favorite actor doesn’t mean you can’t be racist – sorry, not sorry!

NoPlaceLikeHome Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NoPlaceLikeHome, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5702
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Potions Brewed:	94	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no adventures or excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us on our server where you can escape to a world where you never have to worry about living in a country you hate. Our server is so amazing that even the most boring countries in the world would envy it!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home on a floating island made entirely of candy, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and even befriend a talking llama who gives you hilarious life advice.

So why settle for living in a country you hate when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest and craziest dreams? Come join us and experience a world like no other!