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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 275 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 818 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of baby zombies will serenade you with a rendition of “Despacito”. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you the power to turn all the sheep on the server into flying pigs.
So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most meme-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!